I second this. Btw can your next phone interview be Jonathan Snyder?

You just know theyll be getting the email:

Hi, Im the real Patrick S Tomlinson. I never starred in any pornographic films. Please take this down as i didnt authorize use of my name.

Sorry Patty its been up for like 2 weeks now.

4ft 7. Ha.

I'm amazed at how many pornographic films he's in. I thought he was an author and political fire brand.

This is explains why he shits himself so often.

Aw shucks you guys...

I'm a drunk with anger management issues whose been in multiple bar fights and has never presided over a live criminal trial.

It's have never presided..

The quotes should all be Tweets that would get him slapped with Red Flag laws so he loses his guns.

Slurpin’ semen Lol