Is it true that Patrick S. Tomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game?

1  2019-09-17 by JoeCumiaDotCom

Because I heard that u/patrickstomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game.

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He often shits himself, child.

Fuck. Molest tens of hundreds of children of the course of decades, but you shit yourself once at a baseball game then all of a sudden instead being the Albert Fish protege you're the guy who ruined all of section G

Fatrick is the Albert Fish of sci-fi/fantasy literature.

I thought the rumor was he positioned his mouth under African American men’s anuses and tried to act as a receptical for them outside section 407 at Miller Park, but I cannot confirm that.

I've heard both rumors and have read some pretty damming evidence that affirms both to be true

he projectile defecated so forcefully that he somersaulted into a family of african-americans & bludgeoned them all to death. it was the worse black family outing disaster since the duck boat sinking, which some allege pat was also behind. not trying to spread rumors though

Ice heard this as well but it's a little confusing. Did he kill them by smothering them with his fat?

We've got the shit receipts, child