Is it true that Patrick S. Tomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game?
1 2019-09-17 by JoeCumiaDotCom
Because I heard that u/patrickstomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game.
1 2019-09-17 by JoeCumiaDotCom
Because I heard that u/patrickstomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game.
8 comments
1 Python_Jon 2019-09-17
He often shits himself, child.
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-17
Fuck. Molest tens of hundreds of children of the course of decades, but you shit yourself once at a baseball game then all of a sudden instead being the Albert Fish protege you're the guy who ruined all of section G
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-17
Fatrick is the Albert Fish of sci-fi/fantasy literature.
1 Midian9876 2019-09-17
I thought the rumor was he positioned his mouth under African American men’s anuses and tried to act as a receptical for them outside section 407 at Miller Park, but I cannot confirm that.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-17
I've heard both rumors and have read some pretty damming evidence that affirms both to be true
1 rdoran93 2019-09-17
he projectile defecated so forcefully that he somersaulted into a family of african-americans & bludgeoned them all to death. it was the worse black family outing disaster since the duck boat sinking, which some allege pat was also behind. not trying to spread rumors though
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-17
Ice heard this as well but it's a little confusing. Did he kill them by smothering them with his fat?
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-17
We've got the shit receipts, child