People Tougher Than Pattycakes (1/everyone)

1  2019-09-16 by RowerOfFortune79

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You could hear her thigh chafing for miles.

I hope this bitch doesn't want to continue being "the heaviest person to finish ____" but you just know all the women cheering her and calling her brave will give her what she should have zero of. Confidence.

As a runner, she has to be eating 6000+ calories to waddle 26.2 miles and continue to be that shape. I wonder if she holds up the other end of the bar at Hooligan’s. I’m sure she makes for more interesting pub conversation than Mr Fatty Genius

FTFY:

As a runner, she has to be eating 6000+ calories to waddle 42.2 kilometers and continue to be that shape. I wonder if she holds up the other end of the bar at Hooligan’s. I’m sure she makes for more interesting pub conversation than Mr Fatty Genius


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I agree with you, Bot_Metric: this woman is in better physical shape than Patrick S Tomlinson, the Wisconsin Butterball.