Please don’t call Hooligan’s Milwaukee and ask for Patrick

1  2019-09-16 by Somerville_Dan

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It's 2pm in Milwaukee. I don't think he'd be boozing there that early...

He posted an Instagram video of his cat at 11am, which I found a bit odd, because I would think most people would be at work by that time.

He doesn't need to work. His wife is the lardwinner in that family.

She must get home every day and sigh as she sees how her househusband hasn’t done any of his chores again because he was too busy on Twitter calling people idiots and cumrags and then immediately blocking them like an actual tough guy does.

He is a full time writer and political firebrand. Social media is his job.

That's strange since according to his Amazon sales rank he really makes nothing from book sales.

I never said he was good as his job.

Also don't call WAC Downtown and ask them about that weird bench sniffer prev who creeps on girls there.

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Loving this new direction

That you, management?

I've called multiple times trying to buy Patrick an XL cup of cum (on my tab), but they hang on me each time. What gives?

They only do S-L. Try again.

Definitely don't ask for the fat annoying faggot