“Get them children. Leave no Patrick standing.” - Adrienne, our queen

67  2019-09-15 by Somerville_Dan

22 comments

Very cute and very horny.

Joe ?

She rly deserves Jonathans monster cock. Figures PattyCakes couldnt keep her satisfied

In Pat’s faggy blog he states Adrienne never loved him and never found him attractive. That’s bad enough of a gut punch as it is, right? Nope. This queen literally told that fat idiot that she never respected him.

A man can get by with not being loved nor physically desired but to have never been respected by someone for 8 years who slept in the same bed as you is probably the worst thing a man could hear.

it was all a lie, child. jon's tallboy cock doesn't actually please her, there are finer things in life a woman can enjoy, such as entry-level sci-fi media and scathing/violent political rhetoric.

She is very attractive but that part about it makes her a fucking goddess.

He abused her mentally and physically for years. Then she turned the tables, using truthful and hurtful words against him like a fucking assassin. He literally put a gun in his mouth after this.

Adrienne is fucking amazing. We are not worthy of her

Who could blame her for leaving? The thought of having to endure Captain Pic-Lard wittering on about the minutiae of galactic federations and photon weapons as if any if it mattered or was real when there's a baby on the way must have been agonising for her. If he's as much of a delusional crackpot in real life as he is on twitter I'm surprised she lasted a week with the twat.

Captain pic-lard got a niggas ribs

She's looking like Avril Lavigne, here

She likes Jonathan because he's a skaterboi with a real bike (Harley) and a huge cock (beer can sized)

Dude has a hog like an industrial sewer drain pipe. Virile loads that can be visually compared to the thickest, chunkiest tapioca pudding your grandma fucked up making you as a kid.

She's the mother fucking princess.

He was a writerboi, pretended to be a fighterboi, could I make it any more obvious.

Is that her post-Fatrick? God damn she's radiating a happiness and sexual appeal she never did with that limp dicked cuck.

She is simply glowing now. Life gets better and better for Adrienne and Jonathan

We need pre-Fatrick Nikki pics to have the receipts available to prove how he ruins/destroys the physical being of those around him with his alcoholism and rampant pedophilia.

Her eyes suggest the opiate-like high of being stretched apart by Jon’s monster meat never fades.

I'm going to assume she had a crippling heroin addiction and Pat took advantage of her plight.

Imagine when that kid is grown up and searches for the man who hurt mommy on google.

"Sweetie, mommy was married to a monster. Luckily your real daddy came and saved mommy and put you in her tummy. It was a blessing from God."

Damn he really downgraded with nikki