Welcome to the new subreddit, child! P.S.- I creampied Adrienne while you were at your stupid toy conventions. Thanks for giving me you your beautiful first wife

28  2019-09-15 by Somerville_Dan

8 comments

Patrick shaves his chest. Jonathan has a unibrow and doesn't give a fuck because he knows he's packing a giant hog.

Patrick desperately tries to convince anyone who will listen that he's a tough "bar fighter" despite never being in a fight. Jonathan is a loving, caring family man but has physical evidence on his face of being in fights. His nose has clearly been broken, scars etc.

Jonathan just looks like a problem. Mad respect for him

Patrick's body redlining estrogen probably takes care of his body hair pretty handily.

Shaves his chest? Those nipple hairs tell me otherwise, child.

Could that nose be that way from a certain someone sitting on his face and riding a bit too hard?

Fucking Ribs

Those thick man fingers do enough damage to Adrienne's cervix. Yet she can't get enough!

An actual tough guy.