Eventually he'll stop going there, this isn't the first time one of us degenerates have called Fatty Boy's favorite bar.

No, child. I won't.

See your daughter?

We'll always live in your head rent free, child. No matter how many subs you get shut down, no matter how bad you want us to see legal repercussions, we will always be here. Say hi to Jonathan and Adrienne for me.

You never have, child.

Then why are you here? Instead of with dumbo ears. Dipshit faggot.

Hey faggot don’t talk shit about Nikki. She my boo

She doesn’t want to hear this fat buffoon whining about us anymore. She’s off getting wasted somewhere hoping her own Jonathan will come along and plow her properly.

HAHA my "better" second wife. Yeah Patso you trading a lambo in for a fucking honda civic and you have a better second wife. Fatty makes others fat too, color me fucking shocked.

lol 16.9k likes for not actual tough guy

Goodbye, troll

I hope you enjoyed your "exciting professional news" before your archived past ruins it for you.

Die fat about it.

Is it possible he was talking about getting r/StarshipRepo banned?? Because that changed NOTHING.

I hope his wife spent $1000 on that.

You know you love this. If we went away somehow, you'd kick another online hornets nest. You're addicted.

...So, we're the good guys, right?

That's why you're still here reading and responding to him you fucking 3 inch baby dicked cuck?

You're disliked and laughed at by the whole staff and you're too autistic to pick up on it. The guy that took your picture there had a chat with a server about you lol.

Oh dear, that's going to hurt Patrick's feelings. Not as much as his wife saying she never loved him, or losing his Twitter account or Tor saying he hasn't sold enough copies to be paid yet. But still, that'll sting.

I'm sure the entire staff of Hooligan's is just lying to themselves, child.

No child. They are lying to themselves to this day.

Your breakfasts are pathetic, child.

Toast with peanut butter, two way overcooked scrambled eggs, THREE leaves of "baby" spinach to appear like he's eating healthy with CANNED CORN?!?!?! and a tea with milk/sugar in it you fucking know it. Yea preparing for peek physical condition marathon running, huh pat?

Realize that we would stop this if you weren't such an unlikable douchebag.

Have you ever seen the episode of South Park where Eric Cartman posts shirtless photos on the internet, only to sob and cry when people call him fat? And then, via PC Principal, Butters is forced to work overtime combing through Cartman's social media, taking out everything negative said about him, and only presenting Cartman with the nice things? The contrast of the tired, overworked, miserable poor little Butters to the elated smug, narcissistic "I can't see the bad things so they don't exist anymore" Cartman.

Do you think when over 17,000 people, 97% upvoted 3% downvotes, upvote a picture of claiming to be an "actual tough guy" on a sub that specifically wants:

People trying too hard to appear tough, strong, brave, heroic.

Are you aware how large that number is? How every comment is not coming from us, but random internet strangers of all walks of life. Nothing about Trump or Nazis or Harry Potter or abortion or any hamfisted political topic. No pandering to "your tribe" for sympathy.

No, just you claiming to be an "actual tough guy" contrasted with you trying to look like fucking Neo from the Matrix.

17,000 upvotes, Cartman.

Basically a small city laughed at Patrick's masculinity.

That should really sink the fuck in but I know it won't, on account of the aspergers.

"You are the Cartman, child" probably

“I’m not fat, I’d say if I was. Genuinely. Why would I lie, child??”

Assburgers, which he eats out of childrens' descending colons. Double the digestion, double the nutrition, child.

I wonder what Hooligans prizes more, their online reviews or the presence of patso

But what about his "taco salads" with a fried flour tortilla as the shell, cheese, black AND kidney beans and meat. Oh yeah he's so healthy because of his iceburg lettuce mix. Fucking fat fool.

You won't have a choice in the matter. We are going to take Hooligans away from you, and then your Twitter (again).

And naturally, you will miss them more and fight harder to regain them than you ever did your alleged daughter.

Die fat about it.

Shit ropes. The tighter he squeezes trying to hold on, the slicker the rope gets.

No, child. You'll fail at these, just as you've failed at every other plan you've ever come up with against me.

Nothing you do ever works. Why do you enjoy failing so much?

Why do you enjoy failing so much?

You answer that question first, Fatrick.

Keep dancing for us, faggot.

Care to place some of your wife's money on that, Jelly Juggs?

Threaten to beat up women on Twitter again and see how long your account lasts. You're the chubby autistic faggot that everyone made fun of at school because you wouldn't shut up about Voltron and Lord of the rings even though you were 14. Life passed you by, dork, and you'll never catch up because you can't see your own failings and be honest with yourself.

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“dude got bullied all throughout school”

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Fuck off patbot

I love how many of us are integrating Fatty jokes into our families. Hating him transcends generations.

I work alongside my older bro (he owns 1/3 of our company) and he just sent me a little while ago “Make sure you set your alarm for 5:30am tomorrow, little nothing”. Hes catching on fast.

I like Bill.

rip lady di’s bill tho

I hope that you responded, "Why is this your life?".

I just told him “Youre in your death spasms, goodbye troll”

All of my daughters think he’s fat and ugly and, as the youngest surmised “looks gross and stinky.”

Your brother knows what’s up.

Imagine if he actually ignored the messenger and paid attention to the message for even one day. This fucking sub would change his entire life, permanently, for the better. But no, the fat faggot has to double down, just like another n-person we know who can’t face reality without a two beer buzz to numb the pain.

Why do you enjoy feeding so much?

By the way, props on spending your weekend doing what you always do - not spending time with your "second, better wife", but instead obsessing about what someone's saying about you on the internet while simultaneously insisting that they don't bother you. Small wonder you've aged 10 years over the course of one.

PS - Can't wait to steal Niki from you 😎

I spent the whole day with my wife, child. Because you don't bother me. You entertain me. And you couldn't steal her from me with every tiny dick on this sub combined.

Why are you so obsessed with tiny dicks, child? Does it have something to do with your pedophilic tendencies, child?

You spend the whole day with us, child. On here and on Twitter. And when you're not online, we occupy that bloated pumpkin head of yours.

"I spent the whole day with my wife, child"

checks Big Tits Tomlinson's Reddit and Twitter activity for the day

"You don't bother me".

proceeds to spend all day replying and reporting posts because his feewings got hurt

Just another lying sack of Democrat shit. You are a cliche, child.

I have a bigger penis than you do and can prove this

Lol lay it over that klingon tattoo on her forearm

I took a pic of it next to a handle of traveler’s club. Just waiting for this faggot to express doubt

That'll just turn him on twice

Literally no one wants to steal your comfortor hanging triceped Dumbo ears bitch, child. Even then, your suburban mom fat dangling from her triceps bitch will probably still leave you. Not because of some autists on reddit, but because you're an insufferable fat faggot manbaby.

you couldn't steal her from me

She doesnt belong to you. She is a human being. Shocker, I know.

this just shows all his woke bullshit is just pandering for likes and attention. his feminist “comrades” would not like that statement very much

"Why do you enjoy failing so much?"

sells less than 5 books a month

Can’t produce his own children and still pretends another man’s daughter is his despite never seeing her but still feels qualified to comment on how other men raise their daughters.

You'll never destroy me, child - the post

Says guy only know for failing everything he tries in a spectacular fashion. Fish-mouthed dope, lol

Hows that blue check mark treating you? Oh wait a minute its gone, just like everything you have ever loved in your life.

just as you've failed at every other plan you've ever come up with against me.

So you got your blue checkmark back? Good for you!

In time, child. Hardly matters in the meantime.

The fact you haven't responded to me speaks volumes. You can't respond unless it's "wrong, child" "you lie" "i win all the time". Fuck Pat, that's the problem. Let's play a game - the self-deprecation game.

I, u/OkaySeriouslyBro, have not lived up to my parents expectations. I'm chubby. I messaged a tinder girl tonight and I hope she gets me back. I really, really, REALLY, love Big Brother, the reality show on CBS.

Stalk my info, ask me what you want, I'll be honest. I'd love to go 1-on-1, 60 minutes style, me interviewing you. I'm cool when people go after me with insults on the internet Pat, there's this ManBearPigSJW guy who fucking came after me personally the other day, swear to god.

I just don't want the "child", I don't want the "you're lying", I don't want the "I'm awesome". Patrick - attack me, destroy me, if you can. All I want is a professional AMA on r/starshippedo.

I don't care about you, child. You don't matter. None of you do.

You're all here, trying to get a piece of me, and failing. You're too unimportant to attack. And that's what kills you.

Shut up you stupid faggot. Why do you keep lying?

The ", child" thing has become a meme for us. Thank for you ", child"ing me.

You're here. Reddit name Patrick S Tomlinson. My reddit name Okay Seriously Bro. Guess my name Pat, go ahead guess.

If I'm so unimportant to attack, you'd beat me. So do it, squash me like the cockroach I am. Mister professional writer. 1 v 1, just words, and homie, I swear to you I LOVE Big Brother. There's so many insults that I, an early 30s white guy, care so much about a show mostly watched by 50-something women.

Hit me with your shot. Fire awayyyyyy. I'm begging you, professional writer, search my entire reddit history and use your words as a weapon.

You're full of shit, child.

You wouldn't respond so much if you didn't care you delusional fatso. We live in your mind rentfree.

Shit, are you afraid of me Patrick?

You scared I can type words on the internet better than you? I'm such a nobody, how could anyone fear me?

And that's what kills you.

You really don't know how much fun this is, do you?

[...] "trying to get a piece of me" [...]

There's enough of you to go around and then some, child.

"You're too unimportant to attack"

Your constant replies and DMCAs say otherwise, child.

Pssst.... Kavanaugh gets to see his kids, child. And he's better known and has far, far more supporters than you. Die fat about it, child.

Thanks for warming Niki up for me, child.

You're too unimportant to attack

Then why are you here?

You've been saying for months that the trolls don't matter, yet you come here almost everyday to argue.

Your father must be rolling in his giant white and red clown coffin.

You randomly offer a piece of your fat flub to boomer conservatives on Twitter. I already told you I'd fight your flyover obese self. Why them and not me? Is it because you don't have a zoomer audience heffed up on hormones and faggotry here to pander to?

Come on, big guy.

Can you at least tell us how the criminal investigation is going and when we can expect our notices to appear? Oh, here's something else for the dossier; you dress like a retarded person who lives in a group home. Seriously, its embarrassing. Even when you are "dressed up," you look like a mannequin at a Target menswear factory outlet. And for Christ sake /u/patrickstomlinson, you are fat. You're fat. You would look less fat if you bought clothes that fit. Look, I know its not your fault because your wife is clearly a lesbian in need of her beard, so you don't have a woman in your life who will teach you how to dress like a man. This is something most men experience in the late teens and early twenties, they get girlfriends and those girlfriends are like, you dress like an idiot, wear these shoes and then I'll blow you. Sadly, you spent your twenties with a woman who neither loved, nor respected you and you missed out on this crucial bit of growth. So I don't know, man, maybe hire personal shopper, or befriend some gay dudes. Or don't because at the end of the day, no amount of fashion advice will change the fact that you're also ugly as dog shit.

pat you literally thrive off of every bit of attention paid to you. you love it & you never want it to stop. this is why you’re a cuck. such a glutton for abuse.

Patrick S Tomlinson was banned from twitter for inciting violence against women and hate speech. Also, there are rumors swirling around the internet that he molested his own child and abused his ex wife (which would explain why he is not allowed to have contact with either).

Sorry, but Ben Shapiro was right about you.

When’s the last time you saw your alleged daughter, who was coincidentally conceived shortly after Jonathan started fucking your wife?

Patrick you are such a fat loser piece of shit lol

Haha how much effort (and Nikki's money) are you putting into desperately begging for you blue checkmark back, you fat dweeb?

Lose weight? Write a good piece of fiction? Stop playing with toys while your wife gets deep dicked?

16.9K, child.

Patrick: can you respond to the allegations about the underground tunnels beneath Hooligans filled with ready and not-so-willing underage children? Children who, it's alleged, are passed around like prepubescent marijuana cigarettes among Milwaukee's liberal elite?

OH shit, like pizzagate?

The illuminati fill my belli with cummi, little one. The all seeing eye of horus is watching my pedophilia child targets of under privileged inner city youth. The niggers will be under my white supremacist rule, children.

HE SAID THE LINE!!!

DO DA BIT!

Autism. It's what's for dinner

As a packers fan that has family 45 minutes outside of Lambeau, I hope the cheese curds do ya in.

Are they showing my brewers. Watching professional athletes all day really inspires me to drink protein shakes and run marathons.

Bottom 9th percent. Fat delusional retard.