Say it's his kids principal trying to locate the father. Make it elaborate about the kid coming to school with mysterious bruises and you just want to talk to him.
Great fucking idea. I'm in Montreal so most of my female friends don't speak English or have French accents but my wife's American so she could probably pull off a Milwaukee accent. I just have to get her drunk enough.
That's right, Fatrick. Montreal. Give that info to the cops. Moving to Europe soon though. Have fun with that you fat fuck little nothing.
I have a cousin who works at the RCMP National Headquarters in Ottawa and when I told him about this he laughed. They're spending their time and resources on slightly more important things than some blob crying about being called fat on the internet.
That's a pretty ingenious idea because it could actually very likely pay off, how many places has Ice Poseidon been kicked out of because of all the retards calling the place of business with fraudulent claims of his supposed tomfoolery? Do that shit.
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1 instarembling 2019-09-15
Yeah I heard horrible stories about his shenanigans in their restrooms.
3 notasodomite 2019-09-15
Remember when he went on that rant about "no nigger in a suit to hand me a towel and a mint after I go poopy"?
2 AntifaMilwaukee 2019-09-15
They don't call him Pat "owns a toilet straw and poop fork" Tomlinson for nothing, folks
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-15
Yeah something about "glory holes" and "wide-stances"
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-09-15
I saw him enter the bathroom with a battery operated drill and a few toilet cams. Disgusting fat pervert.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-15
"is there a 'Chubsy-Ubsy' here?"
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-15
“Uhh, hold on.
Paaatrick?”
1 notasodomite 2019-09-15
"Hi is my dad there?"
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-15
The next time he posts a photo from Hooligan's, we should all call and ask for him
1 peckaface 2019-09-15
some one should be calling every 30 minutes regardless. Get them so angry that they tell him not to come around any more.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-15
Say it's his kids principal trying to locate the father. Make it elaborate about the kid coming to school with mysterious bruises and you just want to talk to him.
1 SwaG-JuGGalO-YoLO69 2019-09-15
I’ve done that they get really annoyed
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-15
I’m going to call there tomorrow. I urge everyone else too as well
2 SwaG-JuGGalO-YoLO69 2019-09-15
Pro tip - be extremely rude and admonish the person on the phone. It makes pat look really bad by proxy
2 OutlawMemer 2019-09-15
"Listen, child, just keep your cock-holster shut and put Patrick on the phone, he and I have to discuss some cheese pizza. Cunt."
Be sure to really throw your back into the "cunt," really sell it.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-15
We should all be doing our part.
1 big_saint_james 2019-09-15
record/post one of them pleaes
1 RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-09-15
If you have a female in your life get her to call and pretend to be his wife. If a woman picks up, she will relate and help out I guarantee it.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-15
Great fucking idea. I'm in Montreal so most of my female friends don't speak English or have French accents but my wife's American so she could probably pull off a Milwaukee accent. I just have to get her drunk enough.
That's right, Fatrick. Montreal. Give that info to the cops. Moving to Europe soon though. Have fun with that you fat fuck little nothing.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-15
I don't care. Do you really think he's the Mounties are going to extradite you for making fun of a wife abusing pederast on Reddit?
1 percykaramello 2019-09-15
I have a cousin who works at the RCMP National Headquarters in Ottawa and when I told him about this he laughed. They're spending their time and resources on slightly more important things than some blob crying about being called fat on the internet.
1 JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-09-15
we need to do the Bart Simpson / Moes bit, but it's all Pat-related names.
2 OutlawMemer 2019-09-15
Hi, I'm trying to reach my friend Kit? Kit Utcher, is he there?
1 percykaramello 2019-09-15
Hi, is Pete there?
Pete who?
O'Fyle
1 instarembling 2019-09-15
Better call WAC downtown as well, we all saw him creeping on girls there and taking photos without their permission.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-15
That's a pretty ingenious idea because it could actually very likely pay off, how many places has Ice Poseidon been kicked out of because of all the retards calling the place of business with fraudulent claims of his supposed tomfoolery? Do that shit.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-15
Keep it legal but annoying.
1 2th_repair 2019-09-15
What’s the best way to do this?