None of you are as loyal to comedy as me. That is why I am destroying your subreddits. My goal is to actually be funny, becoming a top rank poster, control the community into abiding to my sense of humor subconsciously. And then I either toss my username, or make post so insulting that it is too offensive that the mods have to make a "copyright infringement" violation shut down.

It's all because, You people are crazy, and I must make it a point to bring you down, All in the past six months. It's the ultimate troll. To ruin you into obscurity. By being so revolting that you end up sinking your own ship with hypocrisy. You enjoy my evil acts, my evil takes over your personalities, you fall, slip up.

Now nobody is posting shit, only about me, because you could never catch up to this rhythm.