“Fun while it lasted, boys.”

Every time we lose a sub - just like how every time the old sub got kinda boring for a while - so many of you are so eager to throw in the towel. If we had listened to every depressing sap with the same old “it’s over now” speech, think of all the great content and shenanigans we would have missed. Is it because you’re secretly hoping that once the sub is gone, you can work on your social life? You won’t. It’s too late for you. You’re an awkward, unlikeable loser and that’s why you’re here. Quit submitting in defeat, faggots. It’s embarrassing.

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