CASE CLOSER JOE, YOU FUCKING SCUM BAG

15  2019-06-01 by thirtymiligrams

7 comments

Damning evidence.

Joe is ALL IN with the spit of ginger children.

SUBPOENA

war hero joe won, pal. i think its better to just admit it and move on, folks. know what im sayin?

nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile

I get your bit. The Opie is a pedophile shit. I actually like it.

I still hate Opie. So I guess me and you are friends.

But Joe didn't win. Stfu or I'll invite you to stay down the Jersey shore, bring ya out, get ya laid, and then suplex you through a fucking coffee table

while i appreciate the offer, pal, i (much like war hero joe) am a follower of christ, pal. im not all in wit da fist pumps and da casual sex, know what im saying, folks?

war hero joe won, pal. these things are true. some true things are easier to accept than others, chum. this one may burn a bit going down, fella. joe right now is tucking in his four children and heading to the living room to laugh up a storm while drinking some brews. you follow me, pal? what im trying to say is that war hero joe is laughing up a storm, chum. this is objectively true, fella. i cannot reject objectivity, for that would be rejecting god, chum.

i cannot tell a lie, pal. also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

Being subscribed to AARP and living in a condo is not winning.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's losing