RECAP: How Patrick S. Tomlinson finally defeated the O&A Pests and freed Anthony Cumia, whether you motherfuckers like it or not.
1 2019-05-28 by Neg-Crepe
Let's go over these events again, shall we?
- Fatrick forced Space Edge to close the original sub (despite years of Cumias trying and failing to do so).
- A handful of us claiming to know better than Space Edge declared themselves our new leaders and created a new sub they promised would be better-run (thus thinning the herd).
- Fatrick got said replacement sub vaporized in less than a month, even less time than it took him to get the original sub closed. A gigantic fail for the new mods that claimed to know better.
- This forces the pests to scurry into A 3RD GODDAMN SUB IN LESS THAN A MONTH (thinning the herd even further) and got the mods so paranoid about safety that they made it private and left half of us outside because we might be spies.
And where does that leave things?
- There are currently no public O&A subs.
- Half the pests now want nothing to do with the other half now that they've been exposed as losers.
- We lost our home and nothing is bringing it back.
- Fatrick is still on social media selling books and interacting with fans.
- The pests are in such disarray because they followed 2 or 3 obsessed egotists off a cliff that ANTHONY CUMIA IS ACTUALLY BACK ON TWITTER.
Under the leadership of GhostOfAbeVigoda and his butt-chum, the pests have done nothing but lose. In fact, I'm embarrassed to call these losers pests, we were better than this. Let's call 'em nu-pests.
Fatrick won, no matter how you slice it. Every time the nu-pests lash back at him, he smites them down again.
Finally handing in my pest card after watching the most stupid among us lead the rest off two consecutive cliffs without showing an ounce of humility.
Say what you will about Space Edge (and he really WAS a narcissistic idiot) he kept HIS sub running publicly a hell of a lot longer than 4 weeks.
Downvote away, I'm gonna go read Anthony Cumia on Twitter because the nu-pests are a joke.
91 comments
2 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-28
How do you figure the sub lost when it got to Patrick to such a profound extent that he actually contacted lawyers and law enforcement personnel to try and get it to stop bullying him?
Dismantling the two subs has been the high point of Patrick’s life, and he knows it. We made him our bitch. He will always be a hilariously thin-skinned loser and all his sweaty posturing about being better than us only affirms it. The sub wins, child.
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
You can kid yourself all you want, the details I just laid out far outweigh whatever temporary discomforts you think your obsession caused.
But that's the thing about delusion, isn't it? You can't see it from the inside.
PS: I never heard of Fatrick until you guys got obsessed with him, so I literally just know him as the guy who defeated the pests.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-28
The details you laid out are irrelevant. Who cares if this little subculture gets destroyed? It’s a fun place to post in and there are some creative people, but if worst comes to worst and we’re all permanently disbanded we’ll just get on with our lives.
Patrick on the other hand will not. This little saga has permanently established him as a cripplingly insecure manbaby with a total lack of self-awareness. I guarantee you the ire of the sub will haunt him for years to come. So if anyone’s deluded in all this, it’s him.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Stopped reading at you deciding that all my details are irrelevant.
Cuz if you can do that, then I can just do the same with you and we're done.
You really gotta work on your communication skills, bro.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-28
That’s cool, it wasn’t really for you anyway.
-1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Yeah, I always tell the girl that rejects me that I wasn't into her anyway, too.
Beats standing there with egg on your face, eh?
Except it's still there, bro.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-28
Hahaha look how seriously you’re taking this little back and forth between us.
You got me dude, you’re the real alpha of this thread. Enjoy the test boost, sounds like you’re in dire need of it.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Will do, loser :) thanks!
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-28
Faggot
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Thank God for you, this thread was close to petering out ;)
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-28
Tee-hee.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Yay!
2 aRTie02150 2019-05-28
We're still hilarious
2 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-28
you whine like a bitch worse than Joe
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
You guys are the easiest cucks to rile up, tho. Look at you guys go in this thread alone, doing my bidding for me and ensuring the OP gets seen by more people. The real pests would've caught on by now, they weren't a bunch of wanna-be gangstas like you idiots.
I'm not surprised all it took was Fatrick to defeat you.
2 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-28
you're as deluded as Joe too
modelling your life after Joe probably isn't the best idea
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Deluded certainly is a good word to use, it's just a shame you have no self-awareness and are projecting the fuck out of this. ;)
0 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-28
you're as angry as Joe too
do you wear Sons of Anarchy gear?
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Wow, you are AMAZING at profiling your fellow redditors.
Please, tell me more about me.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-28
you're a Chinese knock off Joe Cumia
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Fascinating. What else?
1 N64CUBE 2019-05-28
go back to r/howardstern then
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
I'll go wherever the fuck I want, thanks.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-05-28
Faggot
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
You can do better than that, childfucker.
Or maybe you can't?
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-05-28
You don't deserve better than that, faggot.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Tell me more about what I deserve, I'm fascinated by your opinion.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-28
Faggot
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Cool.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-05-28
Ass cancer
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
So I DO deserve better than faggot.
See? I knew you were a liar :)
Okay your turn. I wonder how much of your time I can steal today? Let's find out.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-05-28
HAHAHA Joe created an alt, nigger FAGGOT!
1 [deleted] 2019-05-28
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-1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
He's back! :) Was worried I'd lost your attention. Figured I could draw you back out editing some extra taunting in there. ;)
Okay your turn. Let's keep this thread alive and make sure as many people read the OP as possible. Can we count on your fragile ego feeding at least a dozen more comments into this beast?
I bet we can.
1 N64CUBE 2019-05-28
then quit talking about it and go fucking do it you content-leech
-2 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Tell me again what I should do.
I am oh so fascinated by your opinion of what I should be doing with my time.
1 N64CUBE 2019-05-28
you’re still here!
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Doesn't take much to impress you, does it?
1 N64CUBE 2019-05-28
thank you
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Welcome.
1 N64CUBE 2019-05-28
don’t edit your comments silly
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
I didn't, child. :)
You just look stupid naturally.
1 BeefersForAutism 2019-05-28
You crack heads are on your own. Some of you have true potential. You could be the new "Mad Magazine" artist, you'd do great, but you're stuck in a digital hellhole, you don't even make money with your art. This generation is failing because you're all too shameful to work as a serious publishing company and put your thoughts down on physical paper. You'll always be one step away from a troll trolling you trolls.
I'm Heisenberg, bitch.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-05-28
Danny?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-28
It's another Joe alt. He wants to get into the real sub so bad. Pathetic cow.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-28
You're retarded and gay.
-1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Cool.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-28
"Waahhhh I cared about the sub I miss my clubhouse you guys ruined it."
Douche.
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Haha cool.
Tell me more about your perspective, I'm very interested.
1 Popblawo 2019-05-28
Tell me more about wrastlin. Queef
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Sure, but not 'til you tell me more about your perspective.
I asked first, after all.
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-05-28
Lol. You watch wwe.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-28
Alexa play Uninvited by Alanis Morisette
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-28
"Handing in my pest card"
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-28
Patrick's books are do horribly reviewed that no one is buying them. His Twitter is banned and his other social media are hanging by a thread.
Joe Cumia is a nigger faggot who embarrassed himself on national TV and had lost '10s of thousands of dollars' in gigs because of us.
Anthony has a Twitter account for only as long as we allow him to.
The only ones who won here were us, child.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Oh, you poor delusional child. :)
This is great. Let's see how many more of you are out there.
The more comments you delusional idiots add to this thing, the more it will be read.
2 n-person 2019-05-28
You don't get it. This is like the matrix we can keep on building these things and each time we get exceedingly efficient at it.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Keep telling yourselves that.
1 ichise8 2019-05-28
pulitzer pat and war hero joe won. purriod. some folks are sore losers, pal. i predicted this 10 months ago, pal.
but you are a faggot. "hand in my pest card" fucking eww. why arent you swinging from rafters yet. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
No one gives a fuck what you predicted 10 months ago, faggot. You can go fuck yourself with the rest of 'em.
1 ichise8 2019-05-28
sometimes i surprise myself with how often my predictions come true, folks. its truly shocking, folks
i want to cum on your tonsils and on your pest card you fat faggot, what do you think of them apples, pal? also, opie is an active pedophile
2 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
I don't doubt for one instant you wanting to cum on another man's tonsils. It's literally what faggots do.
Wanna try to be witty and embarrass yourself again? I mean, I'm probably one of the biggest idiots here, and you're struggling.
1 ichise8 2019-05-28
stop tempting me, pal. the idea of your little shitty balloon knot wrapped around my fat cock is getting me hot and bothered, pal.
i want to cum inside your asshole while sucking on your earlobe. youre mine. your asshole is mine. this has been 100% confirmed.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Yeah yeah yeah... you wanna cum all over me... bla bla bla...
What are you, 8?
That really the best you got? My niece is more intimidating than you.
But I'm glad I found someone to keep this thread active well into tomorrow. Thought it would be the other idiot, but you'll do.
1 ichise8 2019-05-28
i want to spit in your fat mouth and slap your fat cheeks while i fuck you in your asshole, pal. im going to cum down your throat while calling you a fat faggot
and youre going to thank me, pal. perhaps a soft kiss on your fat faggot lips. you follow me, fat body? also, opie is an active pedophile
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Fascinating. What else?
1 ichise8 2019-05-28
we could get your niece involved, pal. she could eat your asshole while i cum on both of you. first in your fat mouth, then in her shit covered mouth full of your asshole hair. that sounds splendid to me, pal
also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
You're at least putting some creativity into this, I respect that.
What about my cat? Let's get him involved.
1 ichise8 2019-05-28
no i just came. thanks for that, pal. i needed that after a long work day. lets do this again sometime, pal.
also, opie is an active pedophile
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Nooo, I was starting to like you :(
Come back!
1 BergStonewall 2019-05-28
This is what they do, Neg. They play with our hearts and then vanish when push comes to shove. :(
2 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
My heart hardens a little more each time.
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-28
Yeah, way too long. Don't care enough to read. I can tell your a faggot though.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Don't care, you still contributed to the thread like I needed you to do.
Thanks, cuck. Move along. :)
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-28
You needed me to?
-1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
More than I need to breathe, pal. Thanks for being there.
If you'd rather stick around and keep replying so the thread blows up even more, that works too.
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-28
Right. You really stuck it to me pal. How you act so dismissive. It really shows your intellect and your nonchalant attitude.
0 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Thanks! Glad we finally agree on something.
(Legit question, no trolling... you're not very good at this, are you?)
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-28
Lol, you went through my post history. I really got under your skin didn't i? Ooo you are so sensitive child
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
What?
1 RobinetSnalom 2019-05-28
Lol, you went through my post history. I really got under your skin didn't i? Ooo you are so sensitive child
2 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Huh?
1 Popblawo 2019-05-28
Well who the FUCK ARE YOU BITCH!
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Someone that clearly rattled you.
Calm down.
1 [deleted] 2019-05-28
Yawn.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
Sweet.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-05-28
You got something chronologically wrong. The new sub started before Spaceedge cut off old sub. The exodus happened because he (rightly it turned out) tried putting the clamps down on the Pat stuff. People rebelled and turned on SE and then doxxed him a d exposed him as a petty thief. In embarrassment, spaceedge wielded the only power he had and closed the old sub.
So no, Pat didn't get spaceedge to close the old sub.
0 MissedCreant 2019-05-28
I laugh when I think about the other sub being led by the same incompetent, autistic mod team that got the last subreddit banned. Those guys are also unfunny, thin-skinned douchebags with alts that vote manipulate (like they are doing to this post).
I wonder how many of "the chosen" on that sub that disagree with them or call out their circle-jerks/horrible bits have been accused of being CrookedMiles and banned.
2 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
I had literally never seen the name until they stopped me at the gate accusing me of being him/her/it.
They were just asking me to prove I wasn't, which would've been simple enough (I've been with those idiots for years under various alts, contributing high-quality memes) but the simple fact that Fatrick defeated them twice... and they were now vetting pests individually... was enough for me to lose faith in these cucks.
This was a great jumping-off point for me and many others. Let the herd continue to thin while they cry victory into the void where no one but them can read it.
I'm just personally embarrassed that it took me this long to see.
1 MissedCreant 2019-05-28
Nor me, it's just their go-to reason for banning or ignoring any critical feedback. They are the most embarrassing mod team I have seen on any subreddit.
I'm pretty sure the "team" is one dude, but both Space and Abe accused me of being CrookedMile, and then when I asked for any proof and offered to show them archive posts of this (my only account) posting for years on the subreddit, they both apologized. After apologizing, they banned me for being a CrookedMile alt, proving they just use it as an excuse:
Spacecucks apology
Hilarious Bit Vigoda's apology
They lost a lot of the quality posters who have too much self-respect to bend the knee and be evaluated by ESL embarrassments who already slammed the last plane into the mountain.
2 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-28
I seriously had no beef against either side. When Vigoda saw an opportunity to seize power for himself, I went with the flow. Old sub was private, these guys claim they can run it better... why not follow?
It took what, a week before this idiot started asking us to lay off Fatrick just like Space Edge did? Once it became apparent that Vigoda was gonna have to do the same thing Space Edge did to keep his sub, BOTH SUBS SHOULD HAVE MERGED BACK. That was the moment for Vigoda to admit Space Edge was right, and reunite everyone.
Instead, what does the power-hungry little fucker do? Creates yet another cliff for the pests to follow him off of, thinning the herd even further. Now we have TWO private O&A subs, and no public ones. For no other reason than everyone involved is a fucking idiot.
Plenty of other communities out there for us to contribute to, let the nu-pests die alone. I'll be moving on to one of my alts, soon. For now, I'm enjoying watching them unload on the mannequin, upping the activity on the thread to give the OP more visibility. ;)
Like I said. They're fucking idiots.