RECAP: How Patrick S. Tomlinson finally defeated the O&A Pests and freed Anthony Cumia, whether you motherfuckers like it or not.

1  2019-05-28 by Neg-Crepe

Let's go over these events again, shall we?

  • Fatrick forced Space Edge to close the original sub (despite years of Cumias trying and failing to do so).
  • A handful of us claiming to know better than Space Edge declared themselves our new leaders and created a new sub they promised would be better-run (thus thinning the herd).
  • Fatrick got said replacement sub vaporized in less than a month, even less time than it took him to get the original sub closed. A gigantic fail for the new mods that claimed to know better.
  • This forces the pests to scurry into A 3RD GODDAMN SUB IN LESS THAN A MONTH (thinning the herd even further) and got the mods so paranoid about safety that they made it private and left half of us outside because we might be spies.

And where does that leave things?

  • There are currently no public O&A subs.
  • Half the pests now want nothing to do with the other half now that they've been exposed as losers.
  • We lost our home and nothing is bringing it back.
  • Fatrick is still on social media selling books and interacting with fans.
  • The pests are in such disarray because they followed 2 or 3 obsessed egotists off a cliff that ANTHONY CUMIA IS ACTUALLY BACK ON TWITTER.

Under the leadership of GhostOfAbeVigoda and his butt-chum, the pests have done nothing but lose. In fact, I'm embarrassed to call these losers pests, we were better than this. Let's call 'em nu-pests.

Fatrick won, no matter how you slice it. Every time the nu-pests lash back at him, he smites them down again.

Finally handing in my pest card after watching the most stupid among us lead the rest off two consecutive cliffs without showing an ounce of humility.

Say what you will about Space Edge (and he really WAS a narcissistic idiot) he kept HIS sub running publicly a hell of a lot longer than 4 weeks.

Downvote away, I'm gonna go read Anthony Cumia on Twitter because the nu-pests are a joke.

91 comments

How do you figure the sub lost when it got to Patrick to such a profound extent that he actually contacted lawyers and law enforcement personnel to try and get it to stop bullying him?

Dismantling the two subs has been the high point of Patrick’s life, and he knows it. We made him our bitch. He will always be a hilariously thin-skinned loser and all his sweaty posturing about being better than us only affirms it. The sub wins, child.

You can kid yourself all you want, the details I just laid out far outweigh whatever temporary discomforts you think your obsession caused.

But that's the thing about delusion, isn't it? You can't see it from the inside.

PS: I never heard of Fatrick until you guys got obsessed with him, so I literally just know him as the guy who defeated the pests.

The details you laid out are irrelevant. Who cares if this little subculture gets destroyed? It’s a fun place to post in and there are some creative people, but if worst comes to worst and we’re all permanently disbanded we’ll just get on with our lives.

Patrick on the other hand will not. This little saga has permanently established him as a cripplingly insecure manbaby with a total lack of self-awareness. I guarantee you the ire of the sub will haunt him for years to come. So if anyone’s deluded in all this, it’s him.

Stopped reading at you deciding that all my details are irrelevant.

Cuz if you can do that, then I can just do the same with you and we're done.

You really gotta work on your communication skills, bro.

That’s cool, it wasn’t really for you anyway.

Yeah, I always tell the girl that rejects me that I wasn't into her anyway, too.

Beats standing there with egg on your face, eh?

Except it's still there, bro.

Hahaha look how seriously you’re taking this little back and forth between us.

You got me dude, you’re the real alpha of this thread. Enjoy the test boost, sounds like you’re in dire need of it.

Will do, loser :) thanks!

Faggot

Thank God for you, this thread was close to petering out ;)

Tee-hee.

Yay!

We're still hilarious

you whine like a bitch worse than Joe

You guys are the easiest cucks to rile up, tho. Look at you guys go in this thread alone, doing my bidding for me and ensuring the OP gets seen by more people. The real pests would've caught on by now, they weren't a bunch of wanna-be gangstas like you idiots.

I'm not surprised all it took was Fatrick to defeat you.

you're as deluded as Joe too

modelling your life after Joe probably isn't the best idea

Deluded certainly is a good word to use, it's just a shame you have no self-awareness and are projecting the fuck out of this. ;)

you're as angry as Joe too

do you wear Sons of Anarchy gear?

Wow, you are AMAZING at profiling your fellow redditors.

Please, tell me more about me.

you're a Chinese knock off Joe Cumia

Fascinating. What else?

go back to r/howardstern then

I'll go wherever the fuck I want, thanks.

Faggot

You can do better than that, childfucker.

Or maybe you can't?

You don't deserve better than that, faggot.

Tell me more about what I deserve, I'm fascinated by your opinion.

Faggot

Cool.

Ass cancer

So I DO deserve better than faggot.

See? I knew you were a liar :)

Okay your turn. I wonder how much of your time I can steal today? Let's find out.

HAHAHA Joe created an alt, nigger FAGGOT!

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He's back! :) Was worried I'd lost your attention. Figured I could draw you back out editing some extra taunting in there. ;)

Okay your turn. Let's keep this thread alive and make sure as many people read the OP as possible. Can we count on your fragile ego feeding at least a dozen more comments into this beast?

I bet we can.

then quit talking about it and go fucking do it you content-leech

Tell me again what I should do.

I am oh so fascinated by your opinion of what I should be doing with my time.

you’re still here!

Doesn't take much to impress you, does it?

thank you

Welcome.

don’t edit your comments silly

I didn't, child. :)

You just look stupid naturally.

You crack heads are on your own. Some of you have true potential. You could be the new "Mad Magazine" artist, you'd do great, but you're stuck in a digital hellhole, you don't even make money with your art. This generation is failing because you're all too shameful to work as a serious publishing company and put your thoughts down on physical paper. You'll always be one step away from a troll trolling you trolls.

I'm Heisenberg, bitch.

Danny?

It's another Joe alt. He wants to get into the real sub so bad. Pathetic cow.

You're retarded and gay.

Cool.

"Waahhhh I cared about the sub I miss my clubhouse you guys ruined it."

Douche.

Haha cool.

Tell me more about your perspective, I'm very interested.

Tell me more about wrastlin. Queef

Sure, but not 'til you tell me more about your perspective.

I asked first, after all.

Lol. You watch wwe.

Alexa play Uninvited by Alanis Morisette

"Handing in my pest card"

Patrick's books are do horribly reviewed that no one is buying them. His Twitter is banned and his other social media are hanging by a thread.

Joe Cumia is a nigger faggot who embarrassed himself on national TV and had lost '10s of thousands of dollars' in gigs because of us.

Anthony has a Twitter account for only as long as we allow him to.

The only ones who won here were us, child.

Oh, you poor delusional child. :)

This is great. Let's see how many more of you are out there.

The more comments you delusional idiots add to this thing, the more it will be read.

You don't get it. This is like the matrix we can keep on building these things and each time we get exceedingly efficient at it.

Keep telling yourselves that.

pulitzer pat and war hero joe won. purriod. some folks are sore losers, pal. i predicted this 10 months ago, pal.

but you are a faggot. "hand in my pest card" fucking eww. why arent you swinging from rafters yet. also, opie is an active pedophile

No one gives a fuck what you predicted 10 months ago, faggot. You can go fuck yourself with the rest of 'em.

sometimes i surprise myself with how often my predictions come true, folks. its truly shocking, folks

i want to cum on your tonsils and on your pest card you fat faggot, what do you think of them apples, pal? also, opie is an active pedophile

I don't doubt for one instant you wanting to cum on another man's tonsils. It's literally what faggots do.

Wanna try to be witty and embarrass yourself again? I mean, I'm probably one of the biggest idiots here, and you're struggling.

stop tempting me, pal. the idea of your little shitty balloon knot wrapped around my fat cock is getting me hot and bothered, pal.

i want to cum inside your asshole while sucking on your earlobe. youre mine. your asshole is mine. this has been 100% confirmed.

Yeah yeah yeah... you wanna cum all over me... bla bla bla...

What are you, 8?

That really the best you got? My niece is more intimidating than you.

But I'm glad I found someone to keep this thread active well into tomorrow. Thought it would be the other idiot, but you'll do.

i want to spit in your fat mouth and slap your fat cheeks while i fuck you in your asshole, pal. im going to cum down your throat while calling you a fat faggot

and youre going to thank me, pal. perhaps a soft kiss on your fat faggot lips. you follow me, fat body? also, opie is an active pedophile

Fascinating. What else?

we could get your niece involved, pal. she could eat your asshole while i cum on both of you. first in your fat mouth, then in her shit covered mouth full of your asshole hair. that sounds splendid to me, pal

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

You're at least putting some creativity into this, I respect that.

What about my cat? Let's get him involved.

no i just came. thanks for that, pal. i needed that after a long work day. lets do this again sometime, pal.

also, opie is an active pedophile

Nooo, I was starting to like you :(

Come back!

This is what they do, Neg. They play with our hearts and then vanish when push comes to shove. :(

My heart hardens a little more each time.

Yeah, way too long. Don't care enough to read. I can tell your a faggot though.

Don't care, you still contributed to the thread like I needed you to do.

Thanks, cuck. Move along. :)

You needed me to?

More than I need to breathe, pal. Thanks for being there.

If you'd rather stick around and keep replying so the thread blows up even more, that works too.

Right. You really stuck it to me pal. How you act so dismissive. It really shows your intellect and your nonchalant attitude.

Thanks! Glad we finally agree on something.

(Legit question, no trolling... you're not very good at this, are you?)

Lol, you went through my post history. I really got under your skin didn't i? Ooo you are so sensitive child

What?

Lol, you went through my post history. I really got under your skin didn't i? Ooo you are so sensitive child

Huh?

Well who the FUCK ARE YOU BITCH!

Someone that clearly rattled you.

Calm down.

Yawn.

Sweet.

You got something chronologically wrong. The new sub started before Spaceedge cut off old sub. The exodus happened because he (rightly it turned out) tried putting the clamps down on the Pat stuff. People rebelled and turned on SE and then doxxed him a d exposed him as a petty thief. In embarrassment, spaceedge wielded the only power he had and closed the old sub.

So no, Pat didn't get spaceedge to close the old sub.

I laugh when I think about the other sub being led by the same incompetent, autistic mod team that got the last subreddit banned. Those guys are also unfunny, thin-skinned douchebags with alts that vote manipulate (like they are doing to this post).

I wonder how many of "the chosen" on that sub that disagree with them or call out their circle-jerks/horrible bits have been accused of being CrookedMiles and banned.

I had literally never seen the name until they stopped me at the gate accusing me of being him/her/it.

They were just asking me to prove I wasn't, which would've been simple enough (I've been with those idiots for years under various alts, contributing high-quality memes) but the simple fact that Fatrick defeated them twice... and they were now vetting pests individually... was enough for me to lose faith in these cucks.

This was a great jumping-off point for me and many others. Let the herd continue to thin while they cry victory into the void where no one but them can read it.

I'm just personally embarrassed that it took me this long to see.

Nor me, it's just their go-to reason for banning or ignoring any critical feedback. They are the most embarrassing mod team I have seen on any subreddit.

I'm pretty sure the "team" is one dude, but both Space and Abe accused me of being CrookedMile, and then when I asked for any proof and offered to show them archive posts of this (my only account) posting for years on the subreddit, they both apologized. After apologizing, they banned me for being a CrookedMile alt, proving they just use it as an excuse:

Spacecucks apology

Hilarious Bit Vigoda's apology

They lost a lot of the quality posters who have too much self-respect to bend the knee and be evaluated by ESL embarrassments who already slammed the last plane into the mountain.

I seriously had no beef against either side. When Vigoda saw an opportunity to seize power for himself, I went with the flow. Old sub was private, these guys claim they can run it better... why not follow?

It took what, a week before this idiot started asking us to lay off Fatrick just like Space Edge did? Once it became apparent that Vigoda was gonna have to do the same thing Space Edge did to keep his sub, BOTH SUBS SHOULD HAVE MERGED BACK. That was the moment for Vigoda to admit Space Edge was right, and reunite everyone.

Instead, what does the power-hungry little fucker do? Creates yet another cliff for the pests to follow him off of, thinning the herd even further. Now we have TWO private O&A subs, and no public ones. For no other reason than everyone involved is a fucking idiot.

Plenty of other communities out there for us to contribute to, let the nu-pests die alone. I'll be moving on to one of my alts, soon. For now, I'm enjoying watching them unload on the mannequin, upping the activity on the thread to give the OP more visibility. ;)

Like I said. They're fucking idiots.