Layla, you got me on my knees Layla, begging, darling, please Layla, darling, won't you ease my worried mind?

1  2019-05-28 by marioncruise

17 comments

Layla, I pushed you to your knees.

Layla, you're begging not to please

Layla, darling won't you drain my raisin baaaaaaaaa lls


If I had time today, I'd write a pedo parody. But like the space program, cardiac surgery, quantum entanglement, and robotic engineering, writing silly song lyrics to already popular songs is best left to the professionals. Ain't that right /u/doxxer100

You’re a puuuuusssssyyyyy boy... pussy... pussy ... pussy... ha! You know I’d fucking bury you in a heartbeat.. and that heartbeat would be your last. No balls unless they’re wrapped around a mouse.. ? A pussy with a mouse! How appropriate... 🤣 use my phone number ya cunt. Let’s meet and videotape me breaking you. I’d beat you to a pulp just for fun 😎👍 An old man, who you have info on, challenges a troll pussyboy, to no avail. That’s a fact.

Joe, this sounds like a threatening post. I'd hate to see your 7th, 8th and 9th accounts banned. Oh wait, one of your accounts was banned from Reddit and using alternate accounts is already bannable. Why can't you nigger Cumias just behave?

What is "videotape," you ancient queen?

We saw your "shape" this weekend. The fact you don't topple over with your medicine ball gut and chicken legs is a marvel of physiology. The only thing you're breaking is the high score on a sphygmomanometer, Fonner.

Since you haven't let me know that, say, "I'll be in the city second weekend of June," it reinforces our knowledge that:

  1. You're absolutely scared shitless of this sub because of the never-ending impact we have on your life (as if we could or would scour every venue in every borough)

  2. You don't have any gigs in the country's largest city because you're a) a negative draw b) complain openly online about every venue who Makes your Wish c) are good friends with paedophiles and Grand Wizards d) can't even debate semi-informed Anti-Fa troll people e) talentless f) charmless g) gormless h) chew gum and make "owwie" faces while you, I guess you'd call it, "sing".

It's okay if you don't have any shows in New York City because you're an obese, unemployable, racist, and SEO-tainted geriatric embarrassment. Just say so and at least I'll go easy on you!

Like I've said over and over and over again, I want to see you perform so I can make an informed decision if we're being unfair and every YouTube video of you playing to twenty 50-something Long Island guidos are unrepresentative of your typical draw.

Delusional coward.

You would lose because youre old and washed up.

I eagerly await Joe being found in a dumpster

You're a little to old to be challenging anyone to a fight. Who will have your back? Anthony, Fred, Mike The Marine?

Be responsible, and get your kid to school on time

I see you do what Ant does i.e. use emojis to try to disguise how mad you really are. Back to obscurity with you!🤣

Sr should did raise himself a pair of faggots in you two. At least Dawn turned out semi normal. Didn't abandon your poor mother for years like you two little men children anyway.

The fucking state of this fat decrepit dunderheaded cunt.

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE here knows you're too scared to address Danny directly, coward.

Dude. You’re a 60 year old clinically obese male who hasn’t done anything comparable to cardio in like 10 years. You should be retired and spending time with your grandkids. No wonder your mom killed her self

Whenever you threaten someone, I hope you realize that it has the exact opposite reaction then what you probably are hoping for. People laugh at online threats like that, not curl up in the corner in fear

He's gonna fuck your daughter, Joe. At the very least, digitally penetrate.

4 more years!

You mean for four more years, because after that she'd be to old for Ant.

What a ghoul