you guys need to remember to NOT MENTION THE NEW SUB'S NAME

How do we know he didn't create his 85th account and posted on the "Comment for Access" thread?

Probably a review of post history. My guess is that new accounts and those that seem like Joe or Fatrick won't get approved (I don't have the autist level to sit there and look at/analyze any of that)

Joe is the easiest person to spot on the internet.

His stilted half sentences, awkward use of large thesaurus words, his inability to keep his anger in check while drunkenly responding to people with random all caps words.

It’s like a gaydar

You also forgot his tissue-paper-thinly disguised posts and comments that are majority projection. "YOU'RE ALL FAT, DRUNKEN LOSERS LIVING IN HOUSING PROVIDED BY YOUR NUCLEAR FAMILY.... NOT ME!!"

His use of "perseverating" in his "it's totally fine to jerk off to KP" post left me utterly baffled. At best, you read like a utterly pretentious knobhead. At worst, you read like you googled "fancy word for repeating a thought or action" - (spoilers: "perseveration" is the fifth result). While also demonstrating your complete inability to "leave it alone" and his:

"lacking ability to transition or switch ideas appropriately with the social context, as evidenced by the repetition of words or gestures after they have ceased to be socially relevant or appropriate",[2] or the "act or task of doing so",[3] and are not better described as stereotypy (a highly repetitive idiosyncratic behaviour).

Yeah I noticed the other sub vanished from my list as well. What’s the new sub?

r/joecumia-is-a-retarded-faggot.

Its the same one...you just have to ask for access

That sounds terrible

Yup =/ It doesn't have the same feel to it...but if it can still fuck with Joe and make me laugh, I'm ok with it.

Is this seriously the last meeting place? We've meme'd r/Scorch Earth into existence

It is for now, as far as I know.

As long as your new sub isn't public you loose to be honest. It's about your influence on people outside of your circle jerking new commune. You have no influence over "normal" people who might come across the sub, you're still obscure. Lol.

Who the fuck cares about “influence”? The point is to make Joe lose his mind, and judging bu his total obsession with reddit, it’s pretty clear who is winning.

You would care about influence if you knew that the mass media outlets, Time Magazine, CNN.com are all watching this behind a glass wall. Once you back out, they will move in and claim that your mindset and comedy range is weak and shameful. When you hide your jokes from the western civilizations hub, you stop becoming their magic crystal ball. Discontinue the public anarchism that is your sub and the masses have nothing to culture themselves around. Whether they let you in on that little secrete or not, I just did, they're all watching this.

Time magazine and cnn are faggots.

Exactly. leftist shills are directly surveillance monitoring our cool kid party and trying to desperately take notes so they can be less of faggots to their wannabe culture.

You're an insane faggot.

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it" - John Lennon

John Lennon was an alcoholic, drug addicted child abuser and I'm glad he's dead.

This dumbass better be banned from the other sub. You are such a faggot, please leave.

Be quiet, you pseudointellectual homo. What the fuck have time magazine and cnn got to do with making fun of a retarded old leech and a failed scifi author? You seem to be missing the point of why this sub exists. Its not actually to convince the masses that joe drinks child spit or that fatrick eats stillborn babies. Are you joe, or just some other subnormal mongoloid?

These faggots made a safe space and don't even realize it lol

said it before, space edge's dox were known to dozens of people. the sub decided to attack him for reasons that had nothing to do with Joe, he didnt give out new info he was sitting on, and there was no 'tactical strike.' joe, it had absolutely nothing to do with you in any way. and by acting like this you're courting more of these people to double down and keep harassing you. why?

Joe has a knack for stealing valor.

Where’s the new sub?

How can I get into the new sub? I'm kind of a lazy poster, but I've been around for a couple years... I don't wanna lose my only outlet for no limits piss taking.

Message the mods

This probably proves I don’t deserve re-entry, but could someone hook a Brothaman up with a mod’s username so I can shoot a message?

Same

i’m 16 & bad with the internet. how do i find the gay mods

this is a desperate cope, pal.war hero joe and pulitzer pat won. purriod. dont be a sore loser, pal.

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

Only your last statement holds any truth

You try too hard.

You're still trying to play this off like you guys won? Haha..

Fatrick vaporized you on sight, you were forced to scurry into a private room, Ant is back on Twitter, and half the pests now hate the other half.

But yeah, you delusional fuckers won. ;) Sure.