His eyes look like they’re photoshopped closer together but they aren’t.

The most hatable part of him I think

While Scorch’s eyes are perfectly spaced to mesmerize.

I like this clip where he is an unlikable fag and everyone hates him:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbn31KsOEQ

What a douche.

"it's 'Dude, weed lmao', not 'Dude, weed lol' - you guys are so unprofessional."

I knew he was unfunny but not that he's a cunt to boot. What an awful 'entertainer'

What an absolute druggie loser hack this guy is and was from the start.

I've never liked Doug Benson, but there's about 6 other comedians right there and not one of them has the sight to try to bury into this and make this confrontation more interesting? They're all just awkward and aloof. Someone needs to be roasting him, getting under his skin, taking it to the next level. What a bunch of pussies.

Yeah that's the "Death Squad" also known as Joe Rogan's gay posse. It really is stunning how none of them made anything of the situation.

Fucking YIKES.

There is a reason why weed is notorious for dumbing people down. Unlistenable podcasts from this guy. The only thing i can figure is that for people who never/rarely smoke weed it was so titillating and exciting to listen to someone high on weed. LIke those 'Reaction' videos that are insanely popular.

Take that stupid novelty out of it and this guy is all the proof you need weed does NOT make you more 'creative'. Holy shit, people mumbling through dumb ideas.

but for some juvenile reasons some audience exists that still goes 'WooOOOOOOYAAAA!' WOOOOOO as someone sparks a joint and applauds and laughs as they start coughing. Then cannot get enough amusement from one saying "..aww shit i forgot what i was gonna say,dude".

Somehow at 56 years old and in 2020 there is still a dumbfuck audience of trust fund improv podcasters who think this is just so funny and great. Again for the 20th straight year in a row.

I love hearing the thoughts & opinions of young teenage Afro Americans on American pop culture

He be one goofy motherfucker! Yo that guy is NOT stupid yall.

I also do 'Reaction videos' where we look bored watching them smoke weed.

When I was 16-17 I'd get high and be goofy as hell and my other stoned friends said I should try standup. I'm so glad I didn't listen.

Like Joe Rogan, Doug started smoking in his mid 30s, and ever since then they made weed an integral part of their identity. Doug acts like I did when I was 16 and just discovered the shit.

I just made this exact comment, dude except I said they were in their 40s lol

Are you high too? You know it's only still illegal in most states cuz the government makes more money with court costs and stuff than if they legalized and taxed it bro

I'm not high right now, I usually only smoke weed when I'm drinking because booze offsets the weed induced paranoia. I used to never get paranoid when I was a kid, now it's a normal thing.

Same with me. I rarely smoke weed anymore, but I have to have an alcohol buzz first for the same reason whenever I do.

Did you also gradually smoke less weed and drink more alcohol as a teenager too?

Yeah, when I got older I started smoking less and drinking more. But the thing is, when I'm drunk, I need weed, and when I'm stoned, I need booze. I just really like being high when I drink. Benzos are even worse if I don't have weed, the urge to smoke after taking some bars is crazy.

Yeah, those bars are mind erasers.

You don't want to wake up in the back of a cop car with the cop saying "I told you guys not to go back in that bar"

Last thing I remembered was walking out my front door

Nice eye spacing, stupid

Dude! Even his eyes are Green!!

Smokes weed all day but doesn't make meaning realtions with women, so now he's childless and all alone. Nice life decision stupid.

I forgot this lump of shit existed, and you should be beheaded for all of the terrible memories you just revived

Also gets super defensive when anyone ever brings up his age. Instantly tries to change the subject and gets real cunty.

I would too if I was him - I thought he was in his 30s with that stoner schtick

Like Joe Rogan, he didn't start smoking weed until age 40 so they have the same dipshit stoner conversations that most people had at 14.

At least this guy doesn’t have a fucking rockhead caused by HGH usage

Are you talking about young Sam?

Dude looks like a tarsier.

He's a less retarded yet slightly more retarded E-Rock

I wonder how he would do with an audience that didn't expect him to be baked

At least Scorch has the decency to just subtly insinuate occasionally smoking marijuana on his program. RESPONSIBLLY!

That’s PFG right there

He's 56? Is that a wig then?

The time to smoke weed is late teens to early 30s. After that you become that creepy burnout who can't leave the college years behind. If you reach your 40s still doing it, you become that pathetic guy with arrested development who still thinks he is being unique and rebellious but just looks like a loser that responsible adults have left behind.