Im Just A Guy Who Needs Help

1  2019-05-26 by FUCKMYFAGGOTASS

Im a degenerate loser and my life is in shambles. I have nothing going for me. All I have is a good job and that's about it. My crippling alcoholism has landed me in a lot of legal trouble and has driven a wedge between myself and this beautiful loving loyal girl ive been with for 5 years. Trust me guys, shes a trooper and a keeper. The only thing I can have fun with in my life is my motorcycle and this subreddit. Whatever opie and Anthony subreddit is left. I cringe at myself because im such a fucking faggot. But everyone should look at me and mock me. Laugh at me. Where do I go?

20 comments

1  CrownChicken 2019-05-26

Toe trigger attachment.

1  FUCKMYFAGGOTASS 2019-05-26

I wont kill myself but, I will say, I appreciate your presence sir.

1  CrownChicken 2019-05-26

Start writing woke Sci-Fi.

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-26

I suggest the villian be something like Geronald Grump. He should be an evil orange 1%er who gets taken down by a heroic trans vegetable princess named Chillary Blinton who ends up the supreme leader of the Never Grumps.

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-26

Epic plot line of “Starship Pandering Faggot”

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-26

Answer your PM and I'll approve ya

1  FUCKMYFAGGOTASS 2019-05-26

I don't see any message in my pms

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-26

Send me a pm

1  Canucks19744 2019-05-26

Please grant me asylum. Just an observer who enjoys people being assholes

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-26

Tell me a couple inside jokes about the show & sub that Fatrick wouldn't know.

1  EnoughofThePalaver 2019-05-26

You've got a good job, a good woman and a motorcycle.

You're 3 for 3, stop being a whiny faggot.

There are people here with real problems.

1  FUCKMYFAGGOTASS 2019-05-26

I am a whiney faggot. But I chose to be that. Anways you have given me a good pep talk sir. I should listen and take your advice.

1  EnoughofThePalaver 2019-05-26

Everyone lands in "legal trouble," that's why the system exists.

No one gets out with their nose clean, some don't get out with a nose at all (See: Lange, Artie) it's all a con.

Just "hold serve" and don't make a bad situation worse.

1  AirBuddDwyer 2019-05-26

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up

1  burlapsack69 2019-05-26

What kind of bike you got there bud?

1  ApeNia 2019-05-26

I ride a Huffy, you?

1  ArmchairFabio 2019-05-26

Ducati 1098 SP, Ducati 999S, and a Yamaha R1

1  TriangleDimes 2019-05-26

I mean you should cut back on the drinking I guess.

1  chik-fil-a 2019-05-26

Maybe take a nice quiet walk on the beach and write some messages in the sand?

1  babysealclubber1 2019-05-26

i have been told a man exists that can fix all your lifes problems. go north to wisconsin seek a place called hooligans. sit at the bar and ask the help there what does a man have to do here to find a fat austic failed comedian and writer who loves sci fi and the brewers.