r/scorch: Guys, get a hold of yourselves, we need to regroup. This sub may be taken and closed by new modship.

Guys, get a hold of yourselves, we need to regroup. This sub may be taken and closed by new modship.

1 2019-05-26 by JimNordon

I think everyone who is here, is here for two reasons.

We're autistic
We like being around other autists.

Now the issue is that the main mod may or may not be inactive. If he is, then this sub may, emphasis on may, be closed down.

Some super mod made a request for the sub, and if the only mod of this sub doesn't sign in, it'll be give to them.

Now this super mod may be a fellow mong, or they may be part of le reddit and planning to shut down this sub.

So we need to find a way to get /u/HANKKKINGSLEY to sign in or do something to show he isn't gone. Or we need to start begging the new Omega mod to continue to let people post their color of the day.

15 comments

1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-26

All the cool kids are in a different sub we are the rejects 😢

1 JimNordon 2019-05-26

If you ask nicely they'll let you in, I just did that. Xyz isn't half bad.

1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-05-26

I asked nicely but it appears I was not let in.

1 smallerdickandproud 2019-05-26

you have to give an obscure show bit as to make sure you arent fatrick

1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-05-26

I said “period” in reference to Opie’s meltdown.

But it looks like they just hadn’t gotten to me yet. I’m in now.

1 2th_repair 2019-05-26

How do we ask for membership bc I was 2 lazy to post in the request thread and now it’s fucking gone

1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-26

Maybe you should try hitting the big fat fucking "Message the moderators" button that's right in your face when you try to go there.

1 oneamongst2113 2019-05-26

How do I message them

1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-26

There's a "message the moderators" button when you try to visit it.

1 aRTie02150 2019-05-26

I'm pretty bummed out that I'm going to lose my number and color of the day gig.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-26

Don't worry, pal. You're the best goddamn doodler we've got on the other sub. That's still a pretty important job.

1 insertclevereference 2019-05-26

Jesus Christ they’re assigning “jobs.”

What a pack of fags.

1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2019-05-26

Let me in !

1 earbudddwyer 2019-05-26

Guys, this is important.

This is what we trained for.

All the autism in the world doesn't mean shit if we don't win the big one now.

Times like this, I'm ready to go. I'm ready for a speech that will rile the ranks, ruffle the feathers, and call the troops to action. Luckily for you fuckbags, I've prepared words for such an occasion.

...

Rich Vos will be performing tomorrow night at 8PM at the Comedy Cellar Rio, 3700 W. Flamingo Ave in Las Vegas,

1 insertclevereference 2019-05-26

I’m not joining any faggot-ass private sub with a group of power hungry sociopaths running it.

Scorch is the hill I die on.

Enough of the faggery.