r/scorch: Who do you have to suck off to get invited to the private sub

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-25

Im just letting you know that im invited

1 smallerdickandproud 2019-05-25

Im invited, this must be how it feels to not get invited to the compound. enjoy being not a "friend of ours" and just a friend of mine, donnie

1 56ColinQuinn 2019-05-25

Fuck that fag hole it's run by niggers

1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-05-25

But what about me? I am essential to the war effort!

1 AntonioNappa 2019-05-25

How fast can you make a hinge?

1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-05-25

No kidding. Joined yesterday, no shenanigans on my part. Would like an invite if possible, good sirs.

1 Twatsmash 2019-05-25

I’d also like to know...

1 GinFoss 2019-05-25

there was a stickied topic you were supposed to post in

1 clotinmybrain 2019-05-25

I guess he didn't get the memo, filthy fucking casuals

1 uncle_touchy_dance 2019-05-25

I was at work and missed the stickied thing cuz I’m not a complete degenerate. I need an invite if someone can make that happen.

1 Superbad415 2019-05-25

I don’t like the idea of it being private. It should be enjoyed by everyone, despite the risks.

1 SecondofThrid 2019-05-25

It's not even showing up when I search. Someone invite me.

1 Belchides 2019-05-25

I would like to get invited.

1 PauxFas 2019-05-25

Can I have one please, I’ve been an invauable contributor

1 fokm 2019-05-25

I’m asking too. We had a really busy day at Panera yesterday and also had a surprise visit from our regional manager.

Anyway these sandwiches don’t make themselves.

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-05-25

Someone hook a nigga up

1 alkiefuck 2019-05-25

stop going to work, it's not worth missing shit like this
message one of the mods, i'm sure they'll accept

u/SpaceEgde

u/TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

u/OkaySeriouslyBro

u/McGowan9

1 dt23714 2019-05-25

I would like an invite.

1 panasonictooth 2019-05-25

Invite me you meanies

1 soggylefttesticle 2019-05-25

Can someone invite me

1 SaltyDog86 2019-05-25

Hook a nigger up!

1 grizwald85 2019-05-25

Wtf a guy has a job and now he can’t get an invite?

1 ks718 2019-05-25

Invite me please.

1 safka13 2019-05-25

Invite plz

1 INGSOCIALITE 2019-05-25

I need to be invited please sir

1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-25

I've been drunk and passed out for a week. Invite me please.

1 Twin-KSA-Turbo 2019-05-25

Divide and conquer.

1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-25

I should have been invited and I wasn't so it must be boring and gay so who cares

1 hardcoreracist1488 2019-05-25

why did that sub even go private? the mods there act like hysterical women.

1 JamieConway 2019-05-25

I only want an invite if the majority of that group despise Joe Cumia.

1 mt12505 2019-05-25

Can I get an invite

Who do you have to suck off to get invited to the private sub

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