The many failures of Patrick S. Tomlinson
4 2019-05-24 by SnakeBlizkin
Things in life Patrick S. Tomlinson has tried and failed miserably at: marriage, writing, stand up comedy, marathon running, fatherhood, political punditry, physical fitness, selling insurance, and cooking breakfast. Feel free to add to the list
3 comments
1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-05-24
Combing his hair.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-24
Not getting cucked by his best friend
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-24
Looking tough. He tries so hard but he’s still a doughy weak faggot