My dad just died today and that I swear it didn’t bother me as much as the sub getting banned.

49  2019-05-23 by Fluxywild

His old ass got banned from life like 4 hours ago. We’re just hoping it isn’t aids or anything gay. I don’t know what it says about me but noticing the sub got banned bummed me out a lot more.

His last words were something about too many blacks in the ER that day. Your mom’s box, Jonathan H. I’ll visit your grave once to stave off the Cumiaitis.

25 comments

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-23

My dad's still alive if that makes you feel any better.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-23

That's comforting in these trying times

1  Fluxywild 2019-05-23

What’s his stance on minorities ?

1  B0NEck 2019-05-23

He sounds nice.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-05-23

Is he single?

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-23

Nick Swardson, your dad’s alive right?

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-23

Is his name Joe cumia?

1  jjoharanyc1 2019-05-23

Nice dead dad, stupid.

Ooh. It already feels like home here.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-23

This guy's right. I'm a lot more upset that the sub died than this creep's father.

1  OlShotgunFace 2019-05-23

Did he have any nudes of your mom on his phone you can post? Sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers.

1  Fluxywild 2019-05-23

You know what? I just fucking remembered that when he got an iPhone 3GS he had me fix something on the display and when I went into his camera roll he had a fucking semi-upskirt shot of this Jew broad at the mall kiosk.

I fucking bet he’s got more patriotic pics like that stashed somewhere.

1  OlShotgunFace 2019-05-23

Hey sounds like I'd of liked this guy!

1  Fluxywild 2019-05-23

Fuck off goober, he wasn’t gay.

1  OlShotgunFace 2019-05-23

Alrighty!

1  ChocomelC 2019-05-23

You'd have, fucking retard.

1  OlShotgunFace 2019-05-23

You're right, I would have!

1  Cawdor 2019-05-23

Thots n prayas

1  wife_swamp 2019-05-23

this is gay because you're still technically talking about how you love Reddit, but I understand bro

1  Fluxywild 2019-05-23

Fuck reddit in the face. Bunch of bearded women and ugly pets.

1  liljoeyk 2019-05-23

RIP to a real 1 off to join the Naked Militia in the sky. What was his fave Scorch bit ?

1  thatskelp 2019-05-23

What was his favorite color?

1  Fluxywild 2019-05-23

Purple or some shit I don’t know

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-23

Sad!

1  Fluxywild 2019-05-23

You’re absolutely right, gay nigger.

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-23

Hey that was my father's name, call me gay