After months of research and debate with various commentators and luminaries we've put together the definitive ranking of co-hosts from the gone but not forgotten PFG-TV. All those listed contributed to the history and lore of the show, but some more than others. Ranking goes from weakest to strongest:

• 3: Rite-Aid Guy

Few of us can think back on PFG-TV without warm memories of Rite-Aid Guy, the witty and intelligent co-host who was only around for a short time. His classic moments of repeating scorch's nouns are legend among PFG-ciples. He always knew how to make the audience member laugh and when he should just lay back and let Scorch work his magic. His short time on the show, however, prevents him from being ranked higher on our list.

• 2: Nick Carpanelli

The original man on the couch, Nick Carpinelli, comes in second place, and for good reason. After Scorch dominated radio he decided to branch out into television, but he knew he couldn't do it alone. He recruited his first radio intern, Nick Carpenilli, to help him change live late-night TV forever. Through show tension and Chinese restaurant fires Nick stayed with the show, adding his observations, unique commentary, and memorable bits such as Nick's-Drink-to-Help-You-Think-or-at-Least-Sink-the-Pink. While a strong contender for our top spot Nick was outshone by only one individual.

• 1: Sib "Sibby" Hashian

Our top spot of course belongs to PFG-TV legend Sib Hashian. Sibby, as he's affectionately known, had his work cut out for him when he signed on to be co-host of the legendary program. His every move would be criticized and compared to co-hosts of yesteryear while also trying to make his own mark. Some would think Sibby would have a hard time transitioning from Rock God to television sidekick, these people are obviously morons. It didn't take long for the PFG-ciples to accept Sibby, as they were almost immediately won over by his charm and graciousness. The holder of our number one spot unfortunately passed away on March 22nd 2017 while on a cruise ship. His death was a time of mourning and remembrance for a man who meant so much to so many.