2018 and beyond is going to be all Scorch.

4  2018-01-01 by SCORCH-IS-PFG

2017: Scorch sets the silver screen alight with his raw, Brandoesque acting.

2018: Scorch reclaims his radio throne with a rocking, no holds barred broadcast on the legendary WECL 92.9 The X from Eau Claire/Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin.

2019: Not content with the current political climate, Scorch considers throwing his hat into the ring for the 2020 presidential race. With both major parties courting him he decides to do what is best for the country.

2020: With the creation of the PFG party, whose platform consists of animal rights, education reform, and a promise to make August 17th a national holiday known as "Sibby Day", Scorch wins the election by a landslide only failing to carry 3 states.

2021: In his first year as commander in chief Scorch's economic policies have curbed inflation, created 575,214 new jobs, and oversaw the dismantling of SirusXM, leaving terrestrial radio as king once again. State run television plays PFG-TV on a loop.

2022: Nuclear war breaks out when Scorch, while on a diplomatic visit, sees how poorly the Chinamen treat dogs. In the nuclear wastes a cult known as the PFG-ciples thrives, revering the "before time's" God-King Scorch.

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MUCH to the CHAGRIN of GREGG "OPIE" HUGHES, SCORCH has been MORE successful and had a LONGER lasting CAREER!!! It aint STOPPING anytime SOON!!!!

You forgot 2018 AUGUST--Paws for the Cause doesn't go well when former sidekick Paulie shows up and and pisses upon the great one while in the cage. The PFG Disciples then begin to beat Paulie until Scorch tells them to stop and forgive.