Scorch opens the show talking about the bands Filter and Nine Inch Nails. He then goes into a winter weather advisory for the Chippewa Valley area. All this while a dubstep music bed is playing underneath his gravelly voice. He plays a song then talks about the winter weather advisory again and walking his dog Koloff at 2 in the morning when it was "freeze your balls off" cold. He teases a segment about the craziest thing your pet has destroyed and talks about his dog destroying a car door. Scorch was supposed to go the company Christmas party last night but he fell asleep and missed it. He's a sleepy boy. Commercials.

Offspring plays while they come back from break. Scorch thinks the Offspring vinyl release is a good choice for the music snob in your family. He teases the sports and news segments before going to commercial. Morgan comes in and is surprised she has an actual mic to use. Scorch talks about people mimicking his voice and how they rarely get it correct. The debut of Ask Doctor Scorch is teased. They go into news with Morgan. Democrat Doug Jones is apparent winner in Alabama over Republican Roy Moore. A plan about police stations being consolidated. A mother tied her son to the roof of a minivan and pleaded not guilty in court. Scorch has some fun with the woman's last name, "shmuck". Commercials.

Scorch is back from a quick break which caught him off guard. Captain is in with sports. They talk about Aaron Rodgers coming back and Captain's son, named Hudson much like someone else's son, was having night terrors. Scorch is happy he doesn't have kids. "You never know what happens in the playoffs" professional insight from Captain. They play Stone Temple Pilots who Scorch saw with their newest singer. Scorch talks about only eating pizza a few times while living in Los Angeles. He hated the pizza there. He wanted to grab a slice in Eau Claire but he doesn't know a good place for it. He asks the listeners for their advice. They play some songs. Winter weather advisory talk again, stay safe folks. Caller Clay plugs "Geno's Pizza". Possibly related to Papa Geno's pizza? The pizza that Scorch fed the PFGciples during PFGTV? Caller Bill plugs Fat Boy pizza. Erock, comment? Caller Mike plugs Beaver's Bowl. Scorch says you can't go wrong with a beaver involved.

Smashing Pumpkins back from break. Scorch talks about how Billy Corgan is now know as William Patrick Corgan, but Scorch has known him for a long time so he'll stick to calling him Billy. Weather advisory again. A plug for Ask Doctor Scorch. Ask your questions here: http://www.929thex.com/shows/scorch/. More commercials. Back from break with some Metallica talk. Scorch is a fan. He does a list of Hard Rock bands, number 10 is Journey which he doesn't agree with. Commercial. He's back with Morgan again and they're talking about, you guessed it, the winter weather advisory. Pizza talk. Scorch prefers a thin crust with REAL cheese. News with Morgan. Alabama. GOP tax bill. Kid on minivan roof. Study showing men's immune system may be weaker than women's. Scorch talks about being diagnosed with late stage Hodgkin's disease and the doctors had to cut out most of Scorch's lymph glands. After 4 weeks of testing he had infectious Mono. He had it for 5 months and almost died. Witty banter with Morgan. Commercial.

I'm going to guess Captain will be in next with sports. Show is back with Sports with Captain. Nailed it. They play "I am a real American" then talk about the NFL playoffs. Scorch knows Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson very well because the daughter of Scorch's late great Co-host Sib Hashian is with The Rock. Scorch thinks The Rock could win the presidency. More songs. Winter weather advisory. Another song. More talk about animals destroying things. Scorch's dog burned his house down by jumping on the stove. Commercials. Show is back with the winter weather advisory. Scorch was at a restaurant around the corner by his house when firetrucks drove by. Scorch laughed it off as "karma". Emails about people's dogs eating doors, phones, etc. Commercials.

Morgan is in yet again with the same 3 news stories. Alabama. GOP. Roof. California fires. Scorch talks about the fires being started by a homeless man. Beer named after Beyonce. Beeryonce. Scorch wants some Beeryonce in his mouth. Commercials. Show is back with sports. If you didn't know Captain is a Green Bay Packers fan. Aaron Rodgers. Winter weather advisory. Milwaukee Brewers. Yet another commercial. Soundgarden. Scorch is back with the usual social media plugs. 929thex.com. Pets destroying things. A dog chewing up belts and a comforter. Caller Will asks about a job and smelling like cat piss. Scorch can relate I'm sure. Commercials.

Show is back and Scorch loves the Foo Fighters. A caller has advice for Will's cat piss clothes; wash it in white vinegar. It's nice to see Real Rockers help each other out. Another commercial? Debut of ask Doctor Scorch. Scorch reiterates that he's not an expert but he's willing on giving his opinion. Aaron writes in about seeing his coworker's husband at a Christmas party not wearing his wedding ring. Scorch laughs at it. Aaron wonders if he should tell his coworker. Scorch's advice? "Mind your damn business". Jack in Eau Claire needs "hep". He's planning on proposing to his girlfriend on Christmas day with his family ring. Jack knows his girlfriend doesn't like the ring and might not say yes. Scorch wants 150k of of Jack's 900k inheritance. Something tells me these questions are heavily screened or are written in house. Commercials.

Scorch is back for the last time and goes over the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees. He plugs the show for tomorrow and thanks the listeners. Solid show overall 9.5/10.