Can someone give me a synopsis of everything Scorch represents?

3  2015-04-09 by weemoosechum

I am genuinely curious as to why he is a cult leader?

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Just check out this board for the answer to your question.

Some people are GREAT at WHAT they DO!!!! Jon Stewart, David Letterman, and Conan O'Brien all managed to have HIGHLY POPULAR talk shows. Howard Stern had A popular RADIO SHOW. Hulk Hogan was a wrestling SUPERSTAR... They were all ONE TRICK PONIES though. Scorch is a former WWF SUPERSTAR who had top-rated award-winning RADIIO SHOW while also creating the MOST WATCHED TALKSHOW in TELEVISION HISTORY!!!! He was the REASON Triple H, Chyna, and Perry Saturn made it in wrestling. He was to HEADLINE a Wrestlemania as Captain Lou Albano's son and nephew Vito Carlucci, but was sidelined by bum knee as a result of a fall sustained while a car out of a snowbank. His bad luck continues to this day. Scorch was to start storylines with Paul Bearer, but was unable to due to Bearer's untimely death. Even with that adversity, he is known as the GREATEST MANAGER in WRESTLING HISTORY and was one of the WWF's most POPULAR stars.

Then we have the MEDIA EMPIRE. He was NOTICED early by Merv Griffin, who gave him the NICKNAME "Scorch." Scorch is nationally syndicated on radio. He is heard in the BIGGEST MARKETS. Plus he has a top rated talk show that was seen in MORE THAN 8 MILLION HOMES in 90 US MARKETS plus several MILLION MORE INTERNATIONALLY. HE made SIB HASHIAN, NICK CARPELINO, JOSH CONKELMAN, and that RED-HEADED WHORE household NAMES!!!

Oh, hi Scorch.

Comedy Cornucopia CAVALCADE!

He is also a great patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CzqO0d-onU

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He sets the standard for broadcasting excellence.

Douche?