r/scorch: HUGE NEWS (possibly to "Weird News" jingle)!! Scorch's employer reportedly signs MULTI-YEAR DEAL with ROCK LEGEND Sammy Hagar!! No details yet, per se, but this can ONLY be described as P.F.G.!! Remember to SHARE THE HELL OUTTA this NEWS... so YOUR Friends and Family can become PFG-sciples!!

HUGE NEWS (possibly to "Weird News" jingle)!! Scorch's employer reportedly signs MULTI-YEAR DEAL with ROCK LEGEND Sammy Hagar!! No details yet, per se, but this can ONLY be described as P.F.G.!! Remember to SHARE THE HELL OUTTA this NEWS... so YOUR Friends and Family can become PFG-sciples!!

5 2014-10-11 by pfg-sciple

3 comments

2 pfg-sciple 2014-10-11

I have to be honest: I am not old enough to know who Sammy Hagar is, but if Scorch says this is big, then this has to be BIG!!

I can only hope that the "separate show" airing "weekends" is a new PFG TV with Hagar replacing former rocker/co-host Sib Hashian.

1 TroyMacClure 2014-10-11

Five bucks says Scorch has the balls/overblown self worth to suggest that Sammy teams up with him on PFG TV.

1 pfg-sciple 2014-10-11

Ya know... uh... Sammy wanted to be on the... uh... show with me, but he is... uh... in the middle of a "media freeze." I tried to pull some strings for him, but the label wouldn't budge. It's just something that... uh... comes with working in the business, ya know wut I mean?