One of Joe Moomia’s most pathetic phone calls to the show

4  2019-09-14 by HackComic630

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Joe: - (1:30) Has to mention he was taking flying lessons (doubtful) - (2:10) One of his huge achievements was being able to play U2 music at Disney resort because he needed the band’s approval to do so (I’m sure that boosted his position on the Time 100 Most Influential list for that year) - (2:42) Also has to mention that he had been out of the army for two years - (3:30) Has to name irrelevant local musicians by their full names, like that means anything to anyone that’s not part of a shitty local bar scene. - (13:15) Amateurish, embarrassingly simple guitar solo, which Tranthony initially describes as an “obligatory guitar lead” and has to half-heartedly say that “Joe’s guitar is good...” - (15:59) My personal favorite Brother Bovine quote: “I can’t believe ever being that talentless, we’ve gotten this far as we have.” Nice grammar dipshit; it really makes me wish my degrees were from the potato-peeling army and school of hard knocks. Also good job holding yourself as an equal to your then-successful radio host brother, the same one giving you the $60k allowance that dwarfed any and all attempts at earning money by yourself.

Joe - (1:30) Has to mention he was taking flying lessons (doubtful) - (2:10) One of his huge achievements was being able to play U2 music at Disney resort because he needed the band’s approval to do so (I’m sure that boosted his position on the Time 100 Most Influential list for that year) - (2:42) Also has to mention that he had been out of the army for two years - (3:30) Has to name irrelevant local musicians by their full names, like that means anything to anyone that’s not part of a shitty local bar scene. - (13:15) Amateurish, embarrassingly simple guitar solo, which Tranthony initially describes as an “obligatory guitar lead” and has to half-heartedly say that “Joe’s guitar is good...” - (15:59) My personal favorite Brother Bovine quote: “I can’t believe ever being that talentless, we’ve gotten this far as we have.” Nice grammar dipshit; it really makes me wish my degrees were from the potato-peeling army and school of hard knocks. Also good job holding yourself as an equal to your then-successful radio host brother, the same one giving you the $60k allowance that dwarfed any and all attempts at earning money by yourself.

The fact that they constantly let this boring retard through to share his useless opinions, dumb stories, and plug his shitty band's gigs was infuriating. That unemployed loser would sit on hold every day hoping to eventually be asked to be another in studio host of the show. They really should've let callers through to shit on Joe and actually make his dumb phoners entertaining.