Just ordered a turkey sandwich

1  2019-09-13 by ChineseGuitars

But I'm gonna have to pay for it myself, like some asshat.

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You know what's good with a turkey sandwich? A RED gatorade.

They recently changed the recipe so it doesn't stain your teeth. Really can't go wrong.

I just had one from jimmy John's. $7 😭

But they usually only give me 2 mustard packets and today I got 5.

Catered party food

Have you tried busking for change with a guitar and a fake Airborne hat?

If you play loud enough sometimes people will do that throat-slitting gesture (which is how cool musicians signal their respect).