There's two parts that question. The first: does Joe know how to tie a shoe? I would say no. He's that stupid.
But even if he learned at some point, there is the second: can Joe physical tie a shoe, can he touch his own foot past all that belly fat? No, of course not.
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1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-13
No, Next question
1 JimNortonsHonesty 2019-09-13
Not without getting winded. Just ask him!
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-13
He's got velcro
1 AnthonyCumia_LGBT 2019-09-13
Velcro Joe
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-09-13
He makes AntH do it. That was also part of the welfare pact.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-13
He leaves them tied and just jams his hoofs into them.
1 wbgreen 2019-09-13
There's two parts that question. The first: does Joe know how to tie a shoe? I would say no. He's that stupid.
But even if he learned at some point, there is the second: can Joe physical tie a shoe, can he touch his own foot past all that belly fat? No, of course not.
Either way, Joe cannot tie his own shoes.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-09-13
He's too fat and his legs are to rickety to get down to them. And even if he could, it's too complex a task.
1 brmlb 2019-09-13
Anyone can do it, right?