Rumor has it Patrick tried to confront him and get his wife back but Jonathan caught his wrists and made him smack himself in the face while asking "Why are you hitting yourself Patrick? Why are you hitting yourself Patrick? Your wife belongs to me now. Why are you hitting yourself Patrick?"
He’s the fucking best. Whether it’s showing off his vast collection of knives and firearms, destroying Pat’s life or breaking the back end out of Adrienne’s dickhole he comes correct.
10 comments
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: LaylaSpadeCumDrinker Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 20:03:38 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
Did he wear that outfit in Paris?!?!
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: ILoveNiggers_ Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 20:13:31 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
He sure did.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: MonsignorScurrility Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 21:27:47 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
He dresses like the smelly kid on a grade school bus
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: gayjohn75 Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 22:10:35 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
The Ugly American
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: ILoveNiggers_ Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 22:11:33 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
The epitome of awful fat blow-hard America. He gives us all a worse name. Also a faggot.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: ILoveNiggers_ Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 19:35:06 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
This tub of shit loves to boast about all his bad fights but we all know Jonathan would whip his lardass without even spilling his beer.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: MonsignorScurrility Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 21:31:58 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
Rumor has it Patrick tried to confront him and get his wife back but Jonathan caught his wrists and made him smack himself in the face while asking "Why are you hitting yourself Patrick? Why are you hitting yourself Patrick? Your wife belongs to me now. Why are you hitting yourself Patrick?"
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: SuperToes845 Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-16 05:04:57 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
Classic Jonathan!
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: ILoveNiggers_ Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-16 09:05:24 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
He’s the fucking best. Whether it’s showing off his vast collection of knives and firearms, destroying Pat’s life or breaking the back end out of Adrienne’s dickhole he comes correct.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16
| By: fleshvolcano Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-15 19:24:19 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |
"We were gutted" he says. Clearly not.