| By: FlatlipsTLumpyson Score: 12 Date: 2019-04-14 02:21:01 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

He looks like someone took a shit in a bag of potatoes.

| By: SuperToes845 Score: 3 Date: 2019-04-14 02:49:13 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

His toilet must look disgusting.

That bored ticket clerk says it all about this guy: What a total bore!

| By: SamGPHX Score: 6 Date: 2019-04-14 05:25:39 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Just because you fuck three year olds doesn’t mean you can dress in their clothes.

| By: SomervilleDan Score: 5 Date: 2019-04-14 06:55:40 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Nice body definition, child

| By: lawntoilet Score: 3 Date: 2019-04-14 09:36:44 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

I'm not fat, it's only beer and brats, child

| By: ILoveNiggers_ Score: 3 Date: 2019-04-14 07:54:50 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Big Titties just loves to wear clothes that accentuate his bosom. Not fat though, obviously.

| By: CorradoSocrates Score: 2 Date: 2019-04-14 12:59:41 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

I've won every bar fight I have ever been in child. No, little one, it doesn't matter that they were all 5'1" women in MAGA hats.

| By: SuperTubsPeterson Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-14 19:28:46 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Look at that fat sausage tube midsection.

| By: sixfigureschild Score: 10 Date: 2019-04-14 03:16:53 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

-generic route 66-esque finger
-gun t-shirt, midwestern comfortable khakis

-silver watch for a little luxury

-hair styled at sportz clips,

-hands on hips with a slight lean to show "im in control"

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clearly, a pedophile trying to blend in. it couldnt be more obvious

| By: D0WhatN0w Score: 5 Date: 2019-04-14 05:07:37 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Surprised he can stand that close to a vagina without puking.

| By: JoeCumiaDotCom Score: 2 Date: 2019-04-14 08:53:03 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

He looks like a butch lesbian aunt