Hey “Witch of the Deep State” and Fatrick acolyte Elizabeth Clarke: You’re Wiccan. | By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 7 Date: 2019-04-13 19:44:11 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

1  2019-09-16 by ChineseGuitars

Put a spell on me right now. Turn me into something. I’ll wait.

Oooh it didn’t work! I just blew you mind with a “thought experiment” like your fat blowhard friend!

You can blow your whole tired “above it all” act out of your ass, Liz. Can you imagine the shit people say behind your massive, curved back? You know it’s not good.

Do it Liz. Eat the cheesecake, you know you like it and one extra bite is a spoonful against the ocean.

Eat the cheesecake, Liz you pig.

2 comments

| By: sixfigureschild Score: 7 Date: 2019-04-13 20:11:34 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

gonna have to make an alt insta and copy paste this into one of her scenic landscape pictures so she can get a reality check

| By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 5 Date: 2019-04-13 20:14:59 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

I would never do that bro. Seriously, it violates the Terms of Service (TOS). Whatever you do, the worst possible move would be to send some love her way on Insta and tell her Carol says hi.

I mean, we’re barely acquainted.