r/patcels: I have wondrous news! Author and saucy gal Elizabeth Clarke is on a social media site called Mastodon. The jokes write themselves. I said hello in our special way but wanted to share in this case you guys wanted to send regards. 🐳 | By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 22 Date: 2019-04-13 19:08:30 (UTC) Sub:

I have wondrous news! Author and saucy gal Elizabeth Clarke is on a social media site called Mastodon. The jokes write themselves. I said hello in our special way but wanted to share in this case you guys wanted to send regards. 🐳 | By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 22 Date: 2019-04-13 19:08:30 (UTC) Sub:

1 2019-09-16 by ChineseGuitars

18 comments

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| By: SuperToes845 Score: 12 Date: 2019-04-13 19:23:52 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

It's ponderous how these hambeasts think they're entitled to a Hugh Jackman-type to try and win them over.

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| By: JoeCumiaDotCom Score: 3 Date: 2019-04-14 00:48:14 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Yes, I find them rather shallow and pedantic.

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| By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 12 Date: 2019-04-13 19:34:38 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

She’s lucky that Fatrick was even interested in her. She didn’t look like she bathed well or often from the images I saw on the Internet. This was before we broke her and she switched to posting landscapes of places she’ll never able to visit. Up yours, Liz!

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| By: Mikekekeke Score: 9 Date: 2019-04-13 20:35:18 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Life is a romantic comedy and I'm just waiting for my theme song to start playing!

Cut to Halloween where she breaks her ankles jumping out of her shitty SUV to wrestle a full pillowcase of candy out of a child's hand.

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| By: literalotherkin Score: 8 Date: 2019-04-14 01:22:01 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Thing about her and Fat is they are just really seem to be genuinely awful people. Entitled, unoriginal and kind of bitter and angry.

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| By: ILoveNiggers_ Score: 3 Date: 2019-04-14 07:56:35 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Both seem to think of themselves as straight up 10’s too despite being hideous fat monsters inside and out.

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| By: DoubleAmputeeFetish Score: 2 Date: 2019-04-14 10:00:43 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Why'd she delete her elephant selfie from IG?

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| By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 2 Date: 2019-04-14 10:14:14 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

She got a copyright strike from SeaWorld? 🐳

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| By: CorradoSocrates Score: 3 Date: 2019-04-14 13:10:10 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

She'll hate and resent fatpat by the time this is all over.

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| By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 1 Date: 2019-04-14 13:12:06 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

I would really, really hate it if that happened.

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| By: OkaySeriouslyBro Score: 10 Date: 2019-04-13 20:05:48 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

She really is a sad case. I enjoy shitting on Patrick, but she's just a delusional fat chick who has been pumped with all these ideas she's a "pretty little psycho" and deserves her prince. It's society's fault for buttering her up with all this fat acceptance & false praise.

A proud strong brave beauty doesn't need to settle for those disgusting incels, not when REAL men will look past her faults and PROVE to her they can do something for her. No, stupid. You're supposed to settle for one of those "incels", who maybe isn't the best looking but treats you right. Then, get knocked up, and find ultimate joy in raising the kids that popped out of your womb, like so many other mothers do. That's what fat people do, they fuck other fat people, then split an extra-large pizza with chicken wings and watch netflix.

So instead of finding the deep instinctual joy of motherhood, you replicate that with cats. And being bitchy on social media. Hope those help mop up the tears all those nights you spend crying.

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| By: sixfigureschild Score: 2 Date: 2019-04-13 20:16:04 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

this poetry is better than any piece of literature that has ever been transcribed from fatrick's greasy sausage fingers

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| By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 7 Date: 2019-04-14 02:24:35 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Hey! To be fair, most of us are far better writers than Fatrick and Liz. These misbehaving scoundrels can’t maintain the level of civil discourse required on Twitter. That makes them Cumia-level retarded and they can’t even lean on the Boomer excuse. Just bad, worthless humans. Also; if they’re bad writers, why’d they pick that? Confirmation bias from other losers?

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| By: pomegranate2012 Score: 8 Date: 2019-04-14 00:36:50 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

No, she's a proud independent woman who doesn't need a man!

And you are threatened by that.

1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16

| By: LaLaLaLoey Score: 6 Date: 2019-04-14 01:18:20 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

So according to Patrick she’s not an inc by we are? Ok

1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-16

| By: SamGPHX Score: 4 Date: 2019-04-14 05:27:22 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

When your sex partners are either battery operated or a starship toy...you are the incel.

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| By: sixfigureschild Score: 10 Date: 2019-04-13 19:28:00 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Thanks carol, this is the kind of high quality content we need on this sub

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| By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 8 Date: 2019-04-13 19:31:24 (UTC) Sub: patrickstomlinson |

Happy to oblige!