Remember when fat hack bore Patrick S. Tomlinson thought referring to people as “child” was a noteworthy signature move? He did it constantly. | By: CarolMaxheinie Score: 17 Date: 2019-04-14 03:19:31 Sub: patrickstomlinson |

1  2019-09-16 by ChineseGuitars

Did that catch on? Is he asked to come on the Tonight Show and dress down Orangeman with a strongly worded “child”-punctuated monologue? Is he ubiquitous?

Or did it alienate his few remaining “friends”, get our attention (always a mistake) and cause him a fuck-ton of headaches for no reason other than he’s easy to hate and has no redeeming qualities?

Oooh, what a fun thought-experiment. Look at how edgy and smart I am, child!

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