I'm here to help by taking smiling selfies of me fighting anti-pedophilia protestors. I'll of course tell everyone I was being chanting blood and soil at by Nazis later.
I'm here to help.... Cover up for the people who get me exposure at cons like this and let me share a signing table.
Here's what he did. He came out, smirked for about 4 minutes, counted the anti-pedophilia protestors, took selfies and then went back inside and told everyone he was a Nazi fighting hero.
Come dispute my timeline /u/patrickstomlinson, you coward. I have a good timeline based on other protestors positions now and you came out for less than 5 minutes to take selfies and NOBODY chanted blood and soil or any other Nazi shit. The two angles linked aren't all there are.
Issue a statement apologizing for calling the anti-pedophilia group Nazis, making up chants they didn't do and apologize for lying about your participation. Now.
Of course he didn't actually say anything to them. He's deathly afraid of confrontation. That's why he'll block you the second he replies to you. I was working near where he lives this summer, and offered to meet him. He wouldn't reply to me
This is disgustingly disingenuous. Pat tries to start rumors of this being some kind of hardcore Portlandy Proud Boys deal, talks tough on twitter for internet fun bucks and then pretends him wearing a pink shirt was "making a difference." Beyond pathetic, /u/patrickstomlinson.
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15 ClintWiseblood 2019-10-01
Jesus christ, he's not on camera even once without having that fucking phone out. Treating it like a red carpet event. Biggest poser faggot ever.
15 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-10-01
https://i.imgtc.ws/caemL0z.jpg
I'm here to help by taking smiling selfies of me fighting anti-pedophilia protestors. I'll of course tell everyone I was being chanting blood and soil at by Nazis later.
I'm here to help.... Cover up for the people who get me exposure at cons like this and let me share a signing table.
Got you, /u/patrickstomlinson you scumbag.
9 TheDarkFezRises 2019-10-01
How many fucking selfies can one man take?
1 TheBraverButthole 2019-10-01
I'm a professional photographer, child.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-10-01
Men dont do that kinda faggy shit.
8 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-10-01
I'm not really on topic but what a fat blob Patrick is.
7 ClintWiseblood 2019-10-01
No, that's really the core issue. I'd be so much less disgusted if he weren't such a fucking complete slob.
10 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-10-01
He looks like an uncooked sausage in that pink casing
1 late_50s_why 2019-10-01
He and joe are the same person
1 JMueller2012 2019-10-01
That wouldn’t even bother me if he were just honest about his portliness
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-10-01
It's not just him denying he's fat, it's going out of his way to act like fitness is a huge part of his life.
3 Mintwa 2019-10-01
Always on topic as he stated he is not fat.
1 JMueller2012 2019-10-01
Patrick Star
1 JMueller2012 2019-10-01
He’s a fat coward
9 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-10-01
Is he ANYWHERE in the reverse angle on this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbmM5ZmCZg&t=217
I can't find him.
Here's what he did. He came out, smirked for about 4 minutes, counted the anti-pedophilia protestors, took selfies and then went back inside and told everyone he was a Nazi fighting hero.
8 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-10-01
Come dispute my timeline /u/patrickstomlinson, you coward. I have a good timeline based on other protestors positions now and you came out for less than 5 minutes to take selfies and NOBODY chanted blood and soil or any other Nazi shit. The two angles linked aren't all there are.
Issue a statement apologizing for calling the anti-pedophilia group Nazis, making up chants they didn't do and apologize for lying about your participation. Now.
5 Mintwa 2019-10-01
Tweet it at him so he will have to explain it to his "followers" and people just glancing at it will realize what a psychopath he is.
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1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-10-01
Of course he didn't actually say anything to them. He's deathly afraid of confrontation. That's why he'll block you the second he replies to you. I was working near where he lives this summer, and offered to meet him. He wouldn't reply to me
8 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-10-01
This is disgustingly disingenuous. Pat tries to start rumors of this being some kind of hardcore Portlandy Proud Boys deal, talks tough on twitter for internet fun bucks and then pretends him wearing a pink shirt was "making a difference." Beyond pathetic, /u/patrickstomlinson.
2 SnakeBlizkin 2019-10-01
Doesn't he realize that taking selfies is something females do?
1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-10-01
At least he's true to form.
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2 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-10-01
Remember, the year before he had gone on his honeymoon to concentration camps.
He saw it in a book or on a museum plaque.
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2 sf69err 2019-10-01
Imagine how big of a faggot the old guy next to him thinks he is
1 Twatsmash 2019-10-01
I scrolled past this at first because I thought it was a fat woman. Look at the fucking beefers on NotFatPat.
1 Dachosen17 2019-10-01
The i’m here to help shirt is so fucking phony and such a virtue signal. The only thing fatso can help in is finishing a buffet
1 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-10-01
I already beat up all the Nazis, child! They were all in the hospital or the morgue by the time I started taking selfies like a woman, child!