That neck grab is honestly chilling, especially because he's barely 5' so he has to contort his body to make it happen. But that's how much he gets off on terrorizing her and getting away with it in the public eye.
There's a youtuber I watch who in all likelyhood has no idea this sub exists but believes Patton murdered this bitch just as much as we do. The virus spreads, brothamen.
No, it was a a 5 min conversation in a 4 hour stream, I couldn't hope to track it down, but just trust me, a stranger on the internet wouldn't lie to you.
You know you cant turn me round
And if a house gets in my way
You know I'll burn it down
You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold baby
That night I crushed your face
I hate how this ball of fat with extremities loves to lose his temper and act all angry on Twitter but would turn into Lorraine Calluzzo the second someone got tough in real life with him.
14 comments
12 pekkahface 2019-09-30
"That Patton killed his wife"
8 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-09-30
Look at the way he holds her neck, her nervous smile, the terror in her eyes... There is obviously a lot going on here beneath the surface.
1 SudPuckley 2019-09-30
That neck grab is honestly chilling, especially because he's barely 5' so he has to contort his body to make it happen. But that's how much he gets off on terrorizing her and getting away with it in the public eye.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-30
This seems painfully obvious to anyone with eyes. how is it an unpopular opinion that this guy is a monster?
4 OutlawMemer 2019-09-30
There's a youtuber I watch who in all likelyhood has no idea this sub exists but believes Patton murdered this bitch just as much as we do. The virus spreads, brothamen.
1 OpiesBulge 2019-09-30
Any links?
4 OutlawMemer 2019-09-30
No, it was a a 5 min conversation in a 4 hour stream, I couldn't hope to track it down, but just trust me, a stranger on the internet wouldn't lie to you.
3 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-09-30
You know you cant turn me round And if a house gets in my way You know I'll burn it down You ran the night that you left me You put me in my place I got you in a stranglehold baby That night I crushed your face
3 [deleted] 2019-09-30
I hate how this ball of fat with extremities loves to lose his temper and act all angry on Twitter but would turn into Lorraine Calluzzo the second someone got tough in real life with him.
3 CorradoSocrates 2019-09-30
Aggooosh! Sleeping pill cocktail right down her throat! Aggooosh!
My wife? I killed her. Jack be nimble Jack be quick, I got a pillow and smothered da big fat bitch! OH!
3 FrightyFright 2019-09-30
Patton Oswald hates the blacks
Gave his wife 40 Xanax
As she lay dying on the floor
He forcefed her 40 more
2 CasinoIndian 2019-09-30
The way he's buffed himself up to look "acceptable" to his new, hot wife is just as awful on its own.
2 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-30
Huh? He’s still an out of shape goblin
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-30
Patton Oswalt's wrestling entrance music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDHuSejjYnE