42.2K followers. Zero likes. Zero self-awareness.

3  2019-09-30 by PringlesCanJonathan

35 comments

This nigga is insane. This isn’t some public persona, Patrick is fucking insane. Poor Niki.

Could you imagine someone getting introduced to him IRL and then going on Twatter afterwards?

Nicky is the same as jizz Roberts, lay with a beast get treated equals as a beast

Tweets like this just make me feel like he's playing a character

He is in character for hours and hours every day though. If he is a character, at what point is he the real Patrick?

When he's contemplating suicide. Which we all know happens because he told the world.

Pat was a nerdy loser that took the "fake it till you make it thing" very seriously. He's been doing it now for decades, but he's still faking. Not only does he fake being an author and a father, he seems to think even if you lie to yourself enough that you're healthy and in shape, then suddenly it makes it so.

Seriously, I didn't even care about trolling patso until he came on the original sub and said he wasn't fat and that it was beer and bratwurst from winter. I was like, ok wait a minute, we've got something here. He's a truly delusional porker and it's hilarious.

If he was to come out and reveal this was all some character he made after years of rejection and trying to make it to prove all you have to do is shit on the keyboard about Drumpf then and only then would I forgive him.

And he has to admit Norm MacDonald is funny

That's all we really want in the end.

Because that's something that an attractive person would say

Even the people with mutilated genitals arent willing to get on the PST body positivity bandwagon.

Raipa Dadai is my Nubian King.

“I look amazing” The words usually uttered by an overweight beautiful at all sizes fativist.

He's talking about the preteens in his neighborhood.

Does he mean the cartoon where his parents are shooting them selves so they don’t have to deal with him? What a dope!

I think hes talking about the one where hes standing behind the plant. or any one of the many where his fat ass is naked while standing in the snow

He really doesn't look good.

The one behind the plant is him about 3 chins ago

Nice red flag, creep

Who shared it first, dipshit? Fuckin bonehead kid-toucher.

Is he referring to the photo of him blowing president Trump?

Nice ratio, kiddo

"They" This nigga sounds like a crazy person on the People's Court.

His profile picture bugs me. It desperately seeks approval from others to be taken as an intellectual.

And after it becomes clear that he isn't an intellectual it just makes him look like a pretentious psychotic faggot.

Wait. When were we sharing naked pictures of patso? I mean sure there have been drawings of him and thin Lizzy but actual pictures like he's implying? Unless he's a never nude this isn't a thing and he is now fantasizing about us looking at him naked. Child.

Faggot

How does he have 42k?

cauae orange man bad and clappter entertainment. also no othrr kind is allowed

Amazingly fat

Wtf is wrong with him? How can someone be this arrogant and undeservedly so.

If this nigga looks amazing then Anthony has been called sexy.