"Meatshield"

2  2019-09-30 by Lordtelefonemane

57 comments

No matter what context these faggots showed up in to offer me assistance, I’d rather take my chances alone.

I don’t quite like that girl in the back’s smug look and crossed arms as if she is scaring anyone

That's a dude, guy.

The only way anyone would turn and run away from that is if she showed her snatch.

You haven't had the honor of catching a whiff of her succulent pussy.

MFW I'm ready for the quickening.

That’s a girl?

there are some children who would disagree

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Of course Fat Pat stood behind the fattest bitch he could find to try and look slimmer.

Mission failed.

Oh, you ain’t knowin? That be Fat Pat and big Boned Brenda right there

Real tough guys don't wear lanyards.

Yes child. I know where the camera is. I'm being in the moment. My mind is on higher things, sugar pie honey bunch.

These people collect funko pops

"I'm here to help you get away with molesting children."

Jealous that he got to meet Hannah Gadsby and Stalker Patti at the same time.

What on earth is that bitch on crutches going to help with? Nice fanny pack stupid.

Punching Nazis, child.

I'd still face-fuck that horrendous mess in the pink skirt, but the crazy-eyed whore in the back with that black stole can get a load blasted on her feet, too.

The crazy eyed one looks like she sucks a fantastic cock.

She'll do anal on a dare. My type of lady.

It's weird how they're all the same person really.

The Great Barrier Reef of self-righteous indignation.

The only one who looks like they could possibly physically handle anything is the guy with the beard. That first lady on the left is on crutches for fucks sake. And look at the tiny Rick Moranis faggot next to Pat. What the fuck is that guy gonna do?

Yeah I’ll give to to him, in the close up I had thought he was just like the rest but he’s got some arms on him. Depends if he’s agile enough though and given his company I say no

What a bunch of useless mutants.

I think that thing in the pink skirt is actually standing.

The only human shield in history that would encourage an air-strike.

The bizzaro Charlie Day guy from the other pic really puts Fatso's physicality into perspective. He's the only guy there with a physique of a man, and look how fucking tiny Patso looks here in comparison. Tiny little bitch arms with a rotund fucking midsection and luscious tits. "acutal tough guy" hahahahaha u/patrickstomlinson defend yourself, child.

(Narrator) They were not there to help....

I can smell the people in this picture just by looking at them.

This is the first time I see this. This just confirms he has no real friends. His social life is a perpetual reddit meetup.

goddamn is Gen X gay

The only decent looking woman has the eyes only an insane person.

Whose he helping?

Not his daughter, not women with opposing opinions, not the #Resistance, not victims of pedophilia; no one.

Patso is objectively bad for the world. He shouldn't be in it.

I like the cut of your jib!

Notice how the butch gender neutral one has to be the center of attention by standing the tallest and not smiling. Gee wonder why everyone hates you people.

A completely useless bunch.

The goth chick in the back could get it. Heck, her chunky friend in the glasses might be fun too

Oh good lord.

Help themselves to pie

What does WWKD mean?

Wacky Wide Kiddie-Diddlers.

All of these creatures would have caught a header off a cliff at birth during a more civilized time.

God what a group of ugly people

Every single one of them wants to fuck the girl with the black hair, it causes a lot of infighting within the group.

What the FUCK is happening here? Faggot convention?

"Not a looker among 'em."

Not one of them can fight

That fucker with the beard looks sinister in this picture too

Odd that Stavros Robotnik in the back row is the least egg-shaped out of all of them.

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Yep. This looks like the gaggle of people who would defend pedophilia.

Nice runners physique, stupid.

I say this without a hint of facetiousness. I don't know who looks like a more putrid dyke out of Fatrick, the old pussy lover to his immediate right, or Big Jane Stud at top center

Fun story behind this photo. The building they're in was half built on a wetland and was slowly sinking into the ground on one side lifting the building away from the foundation on the other end. Some clever engineers developed what they call slob weight and masterfully implemented it to keep almost twice the overall building weight on the dry side while a construction crew drained and excavated to build a whole new foundation for the building. The brunette all the way in the back is actually one of the lead engineers. By "costuming" she was able to mobilize the slob weight, albeit slowly, to different areas of the building while the construction crew worked around the clock. The building stayed perfectly level throughout the rebuild and is totally solid now.