Nikki’s got a nice pair of honkers

1  2019-09-30 by Gross_Asshole

DMCA my hard on for your wife’s sweater melons, fatty.

19 comments

She’s probably so sexually frustrated.

I got a cure for that wink wink. Come on I can’t be the only one here who thinks she’s cute.

I think she is too. I’d love to fuck her, then pull out and make a cum swastika on her stomach.

She's cute, but I guarantee she's already got a few black bulls to service her pussy, while Fatrick wears his cock cage and tweets in the corner.

She's mediocre, but men will fuck anything, including a cheese sandwich.

I'd throatfuck her stupid Keebler elf face just to add to the list of alpha males that cucked Patrick Tomlinson

Idk I think it’s the smile that gives my weiner a good stiffening. There’s something kind of retard cock happy about it.

Is it the yellow teeth that did it for you?

Forgot about those. Ugh, I can feel my balls percolating.

She's a solid Milwaukee 7 and way too good for Pat

She's just aching for a good bottoming-out.She's gotta be so envious of Our Lady Adrienne, getting her back walls smashed in every night and twice on Sundays.

Well, I’m obviously no Jonathan “Pringle’s Can” Snyder but I’d give her a respectable rodgering.

u/patrickstomlinson - comment?

Johnathan has been known to throw a good cervix-ripper

Like a SWAT team battering ram slammed into particle board.

i have to agree. seems to have been a good woman (like Adrienne), before she too was slowly dragged down to the bottom with him.

I wouldn't mind putting the old bat in the upper deck if you catch my drift.

Plus you could grab her giant mouse ears while she performed fellatio, thus better controlling the depth and tempo of her dicksucking.

I used to know a chick that’d call her ponytails “blowjob handles.” Imagine it’d be similar mechanics.

I bet she'd cum if you just whispered in her ear and rubbed her thigh. Fatso ain't touched her in years.