5'7", 280 lbs., 43.8 BMI

1  2019-09-30 by JoshFromMichigan

17 comments

How do those chicken legs support that obese frame?

Notice the knees caving in

And he’s bow legged, it just doesn’t stop with this fruit cake

Nice rickets you insulin resistant slob

"Boomer shoes" is the most appropriate description I've ever seen here.

Air Boomers, I believe is the full title

Look at those toddler feet.

In contrast with the Sasquatch standing next to the bovine, they do make quite an impression

Baby feet = baby cock.

BMI, Blasting Men’s Intestines

Those Air Monarchs are either the second or third highest selling Nike shoe. Do you think the boomers would go nuts l knowing they indirectly pay for Kapernick.

They can share shoes! Fucking stub-toed freaks.

Dear, where did you pack my testosterone injections?

Buy a different hat, you 60 year old one-enlistment wonder

don't forget 121 IQ

Nice shorts in the casino, you hot dog. Appropriate that you look like a poor classless person's signature dish.

All things considered, I'd rather fuck Joe than that wight hag on the left.

Carol's not 280 dude come on that's just being unfair.