Father of the Year runs for his life

2  2019-09-30 by Hominus_Rhodium

7 comments

Nice bad b-movie actor expression stupid

This is too accurate to be a parody.

I'm dodging her

How many Mustang hoodies and shirts from Target does that fat dipshit own? I've owned more Mustangs than he ever has and I don't think I've ever had that many Mustang teeshirts. Maybe it's because I have a personality that is more than the sum of my hobbies.

Maybe you haven’t seen his Mustang shirt where it’s being driven by Kermit as Darth Vader?

Please tell me that's not real. Did he buy it from a targeted Facebook ad?

You know he didn't have this face when there were no cameras around. Cameras are on time to look tough, child. Even when he's cheating at marathon races he's pandering. Fucking faggot.