"Authors"

23  2019-09-30 by TheCumiaBusiness

17 comments

Finger sniffing losers

Nice hiding your face-fat, stupid.

Your grandparents were never at Dachau, child! I know because I honeymooned there to virtue signal, making me a holocaust scholar, child!

Did he really take his wife to a concentration camp on their honeymoon?

Yes but only so he could tell everyone about it when nobody asks or cares to know.

Fuck me, my wife was happy with two days in a caravan by the sea when we got married.

His wife should have seen the writing on the wall. This was a sign of things to come. Miserable honeymoon, miserable life.

Gay does trump Jew but Tranny Muslims are at the top

"You know, I wasn't going to talk about this, but there's this fat sci-fi author on Twitter who stole my finger thing. Yeah Gar, pull that up, see he's on there all day, arguing with people, calling them children, doing my finger thing, it's creepy.

Anyway Robin, what's in the news?"

You've said it all.

Shoulda threw Nana in there

Hoo hoo, child. I invented sci fi

Robin

Tell 'em Cat!

One is hiding his double child while the other is hiding his wrinkly neck.

What's he saying, Robin?