Genuine Patrick theory: He has Kallmann syndrome and may or may not be aware of it.

18  2019-09-30 by TheDarkFezRises

Symptoms include:

•Not going through puberty (explaining his immaturity)

•Lack of testicle development (as witnessed by his lack of bulge)

•Micropenis and infertility (explaining why Adrienne never loved or respected him)

•Poorly defined secondary sexual characteristics (just look at him)

•Eye defects (constantly looks like he's crying, and ptosis - the drooping or falling of the upper eyelid)

•Lack of sense of smell (perhaps a question someone can ask him to prove it once and for all)

•Osteoporosis (would explain why he has to cheat and can't run full marathons)

If anyone is in any doubt please look up the case of Alexander Gordon Jahans, he is almost exactly like Patrick in every way. He was a hysterical shrieking liberal who was freaking out about Trump during the election and would respond to every single troll comment anyone made about him, and is almost physically identical to Pay.

He was a man in his twenties who had no idea that he had Kallman syndrome until he was informed by his trolls and had to seek medical attention.

5 comments

Wouldn't he be unable to produce children?

Oh my sweet summer childless honey plum.

Haha maybe it isn't his kid considering what he first ex wife not his second better wife was doing with the handyman.

That's what I'm saying. Jonathan definitely doesn't have Kallman syndrome.

If so, God be with him, no bs