Faggot

23  2019-09-30 by JMueller2012

14 comments

Wound up next to him in an elevator at 30 Rock.

The man can hardly stand, he was out of breath and leaning against the wall like he had just run a marathon and all he did was walk in from out on the street.

Sounds like we should change his name to Al Croaker.

Well look at Al Sharpton. That surgery makes you lose weight but it goes too far. It makes you unable to consume enough calories and you waste away.

Nice fruity frames, dicksucker

Where did Joe get those glasses?

Probably a souvenir from his FIAT dealer.

I imagine you get a few drinks in him and he becomes a real piece of shit

I don't get that impression. He seems pretty chill. His job is pure fluff. Never lifts anything heavy or has any real responsibilities. I bet if you get him drunk he will tell some fucked up Matt Lauer stories.

"So he hit this button on his desk, his office doors started to close automatically, and for the next 45 minutes he berated me with black slurs I didn't even know existed."

"Nice try, redditard."

I'll never forget the story where after Al's fat gut cinching surgery he shit his pants at the White House.

No white-knighting.

Here's who's sucking dick, in your neck of the woods!

I wouldn’t have agreed until I saw this picture