Today we'll be honoring Joseph Cumia. He peeled over 30,000 spuds in the line of duty, and for that we're forever grateful.

76  2019-09-30 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

12 comments

1  Digitech_Hoofprint 2019-09-30

After the ceremony:

Joe: "I just wish I could've gone into more detail about accusations of incomplete peeling, blunt peelers, pedophilia, too much salt in the mashed potatoes..."

Obama: "It's terrible what you're going through, I understand."

Joe: "Be very careful America!"

1  PhishInVa2 2019-09-30

Thats not Joe. This person hasnt earned their crossed cannons.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-09-30

I would love to see a Joe stares blankly through history bit

1  RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-30

Joe's laziness is legendary. He was doubtless as shitty a potato peeler as he is everything else he does. He probably took 10 minutes per spud.

1  Snake_____86 2019-09-30

Two Gay Black Men.

1  ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-30

Michelle is more passable than Joe’s Iggy Pop bitch.

1  late_50s_why 2019-09-30

Very cool Mr Obama

1  ilumty 2019-09-30

he's a veteran by the way. did you hear he's a veteran?

1  Nuwanda84 2019-09-30

"Many army dicks had to be sucked to get the guys ready for war. I'm proud I did my part."

2  Anarox 2019-09-30

They used to call him Josephine

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-09-30

I believe the boy said he had to go pee

1  safka13 2019-09-30

I'm not an expert but I think it might be photoshopped.