I see many of you are disparaging my caucasian brother Patrick for being obese, but I ask, doesn’t our true strength come from letting our ex-lover lay with a well-endowed negro? That’s an avocado I don’t want to spread over my toast.

24  2019-09-30 by NicodemoScarfo

6 comments

2  notasodomite 2019-09-30

Thanks Garfield.

1  ROtheHO69 2019-09-30

HAHAHAHAH lel

1  PatsoHamlinson 2019-09-30

Lmfao

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-09-30

He's a liar, and also a Jew because of course.

1  pussyfart187 2019-09-30

That's a starship I just wont repo

1  Anarox 2019-09-30

I know you, you wanted to write scifi books. You couldn't cut it so you started becoming more political to get attention, your wife figured out what a failure you were and left you to have sex with better men. You devoted your life to fit in but didn't. Both physically and emotionally. You try your hardest to be noticed but you can't. People sense person witb a pseudopersonality miles away and shun them. It's built into our DNA. You tried being a fake geek. You tried being a political commentator. You tried being a husband and a father. But now you're just circiling the drain in a shit filled sink nobody bothered to clean.

I know you