Do not place dozens of calls to Hooligans asking for Patrick Tomlinson during this Tuesday's American League Wildcard game between The Brewers and The Nationals (7:08 PM CT).

22  2019-09-30 by ThePepsiColaRapist

Seriously, don't do it.

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19 comments

16  Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-30

I couldn't care less about baseball but I hope they lose and Patrick cries.

12  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-30

Replace cries with "gets choked out and shit on by a homeless gay man in the bathroom stall after using too much teeth"

8  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-30

I hope they get to game seven, Patrick attends, and ends up interfering in a way that cost Milwaukee the game and the entire city hates him and he cries.

8  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-30

I can see the headlines now; “Local Fat Man ruins everything”

4  Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-30

This is just one game; if they lose they're out.

4  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-30

I know, but I would love for them to be one out away from victory in game 7 of the world series, only to have Fatso somehow interfere like the fat Steve Bartman we know he is. And of course, cry.

4  Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-30

Having all of Brewers Nation, all 5 of them, hate Patty would be pretty great.

2  SwastikaMadeOfNogs 2019-09-30

Steve Bartman is more well known and liked than Patrick ever could be.

Only bitter cubs fans hate him now, and most have gotten over it since 2016, where as anyone who hates pedophiles dislikes Fatrick.

15  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-30

I called and talked to Pat! I asked him if his refrigerator was running. He told me it was so I said he wouldn’t be able to catch it since he cheats at marathons. SWAT team is at my house.

12  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-30

I feel like this kinda stuff bolsters his claims about us and undermines our attempts to get the truth about what happened at Worldcon to be taken seriously

18  Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-30

I'm not sure if you can read but it clearly says to not call.

15  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-30

You know what? I'm not wearing my reading glasses right now. Don't I look silly now.

3  RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-30

You really stepped in it this time

8  PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-30

That would not be a good thing to do!

3  [deleted] 2019-09-30

Yeah seriously definitely do not claim that they are willfully harboring a pedophile enabler. Definitely do not.

1  RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-30

I won't.

1  SwastikaMadeOfNogs 2019-09-30

Also DON'T repeatedly call them, even when he isn't there, to ask why they're harboring a known, violent pedophile and abuser.

DON'T DO IT!

1  FUCK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-09-30

*67 everybody

1  notasodomite 2019-09-30

If you call say you're an angry father and he's been following your daughter home from school.