Someone explain how Patrick paid to get his Twitter back?

11  2019-09-29 by mrwhite9292

8 comments

He asked his second wife for $5000 and she gave it to him. Then he paid Twiiter $250 to reactivate his account, and drank/ate the other $4750 at Hooligans.

He hired a lawyer. A lawyer said "Hey, trolls did this". The end.

Ran and cried to the Jews for help.

He paid a lawyer $5k to write sternly worded letters to Twitter HQ

i imagine the lawyer from Always Sunny with how ridiculously retarded he had to feel when dealing with Fatso and our shenanigans

Love those episodes. Perfect analogy

I wonder what the lawyer said when he brought us up lol?

I'm sure the word "cyberterrorist" was peppered throughout the memorandum.