Yelling at my voice to text? Who’s the retard? Can’t get my gigs canceled with none listed. Actually you assholes have Affected my life, I don’t post useless FB or website ads for gigs anymore. That means less work for me, more corporate, private and acoustic gigs, none of which require advertising, I also get the satisfaction of frustrating the shit out of you envious fucks by taking your “play time” away, in EFFECT, AFFECTING YOUR USELESS LIVES. Feel privileged, I came out of obscurity to blow a big load in your eye. Now smile for the camera!!! Oh yeah!! That’s a good girl!!
He has a few comments you can search, but there's one of them. Also admits that we affected his life lol.
"Hey honey, want to go see an obese, elderly, stolen valor faggot try to play our favorite classic rock songs on guitar? Oh btw, he sucks donkey dick, abandoned his mom when she had dementia, and drinks kid spit."
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12 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-29
I thought he was only doing high-paying private corporate gigs now. You guys don't think he was lying, do you
6 HuxleyOverOrwell 2019-09-29
I am shocked that they keep allowing a child predator who tweets the n word over and over into their establishment. Please make sure to let them know.
5 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
This is Joe's home base establishment where they support white supremacists who play guitar poorly.
4 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29
Where's the archive of his hundreds of racist tweets? u/quasi101
5 quasi101 2019-09-29
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/samcro-alts.html
He has a few comments you can search, but there's one of them. Also admits that we affected his life lol.
5 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29
This is excellent work, but he could deny doxxer is him. There used to be a big spreadsheet of all his tweets. Do you have them?
5 quasi101 2019-09-29
5 StuntPeckah 2019-09-29
Bahaha! Just when I think his stupidity couldn't possibly sink lower, he goes and proves me wrong. Absolutely every single time.
3 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-29
This attention to detail is wonderful, thank you.
3 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
Also admitted he likes ejaculating on strange men
11 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-29
The fucking Moose Lodge again! AND $20?
6 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-29
Lmao who the fuck would pay $20 for a cover band? Enjoy your turnout of 6
5 ucantstopus 2019-09-29
I might, but mostly for this sub's purposes.
5 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-29
Don't post any footage though, that's his non-intellectual property.
4 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-29
You're forgetting the sandwich and the Gatorade. Bake those into the price and we're talking a cool $145.
5 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-29
Everything comp'ed
5 ROtheHO69 2019-09-29
LMAO the moose lodge! hahahaha
4 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-29
Mooooooooose Lodge
5 GroovyBastard 2019-09-29
Even if I was completely unaware of who Joe Cumia was, going to this would still sound like an awful, horrific experience.
"Ohhh, Rick Derringer, honey! Let's go see this fat old man strut around on stage and sing Rock n Roll Hoochie Koo."
5 636837000 2019-09-29
Will he do Hendrix on blackface again?
4 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-29
"Hey honey, want to go see an obese, elderly, stolen valor faggot try to play our favorite classic rock songs on guitar? Oh btw, he sucks donkey dick, abandoned his mom when she had dementia, and drinks kid spit."
1 HuxleyOverOrwell 2019-09-29
You forgot to mention that he beats women with frying pans and is a welfare recipient.
3 JoeCumiasNeckElastic 2019-09-29
That just means he’ll fit right in at the Moose Lodge.
4 StuntPeckah 2019-09-29
I wonder whose stolen artwork is featured on that poster? Those guitarists certainly weren't drawn by hoof.
2 RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29
It was this person's deviant art page:
https://www.deviantart.com/alleycatsgarden
2 readyset3 2019-09-29
I’d say let’s go and harass him, but it’ll be better when it’s just him and his leatherfaced queen.
1 mikejmarvin 2019-09-29
Can racists enter contracts?
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-09-29
Four hours?!
0 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-29
"DUURR, we'll be in a different hemisphere DURR!"