Tell them to eat shit, child

45  2019-09-29 by PatricksWaterheadBro

19 comments

He is such a smug cunt.

Smug cunts usually have something sudo intelligent to say. He just sounds like a pissed off teenager on day three whose parents took his Playstation away for a week because he's too lazy to put his dirty clothes where they belong.

You can imagine him pulling the fun run grimace of fury while angrily typing every response.

sudo

*psuedo

I disagree with the spelling too, but just so u know cause it's a great word to compound with other shit to insult people

**pseudo

sudo intelligent

Yeah, talk about taking one to know one

hahahahahaha

Patrick spent his whole life trying to be George Carlin and make people laugh. Turns out all he had to be was his own dumbass self.

Oh, fancy talk! Fancy talk! Fancy talk for a whore.

I'm just waiting for the day when this political firebrand and comedy writer actually has a single original comeback. To anyone, ever.

"You are wrong. All my comebacks are brilliant, child."

What an infantile cunt.

u/PatricksWaterheadBro Is it true that you believe Patrick S. Tomlinson is mentally healthy, heterosexual and not a pedophile?

If so, since everything you believe about him is false (confirmed by Patrick himself) that means PATRICK S. TOMLINSON IS A MENTALLY ILL PEDOPHILE FAGGOT

My older brother is a homo. He supports pedophilia and licks shit out of Cat Rambo's ass

No you're supposed to say the opposite because everything you believe about him is false, child.

Therefore the opposite is the truth confirmed by pudgy Pat himself.

Leave the poor guy alone when he doesn't get it right. He's got...issues. Besides having a shitty brother, I mean.

I'm really glad we're getting to him

He's deranged. Watching him slowly come apart is fascinating.

I'd love to rape both ends of his digestive tract.