Master entertainer. I think I going to ask a woman to marry me just so I could hire Denny to dj the wedding.

35  2019-09-29 by SibHashian13

14 comments

10  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-29

Hard drive of hits coming your way!

5  SibHashian13 2019-09-29

You know Denny plays “the electric slide” at his gigs.

8  HollandJimmy 2019-09-29

You wrongfully assumed she would say “yes”

Stay strong, stay alone, stay fat, Brotherman

6  SibHashian13 2019-09-29

Your right. I haven’t thought this through.

3  CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-29

From the age of 24, I’ve never dated a woman who wouldn’t have said yes if I asked. Tick fucking tock, fellas. Time favors us.

2  SpergLord5000 2019-09-29

Why not ask a man to marry you? Probably be less the hassle and all the money can go to the gargling piss man himself.

2  DougmanWGodspeed 2019-09-29

Your reception is gonna be hoppin with all the Hawaiian necklaces and inflatable guitars!

1  JaneDough911 2019-09-29

Denny self sucks

0  TangerineDRxReam 2019-09-29

If this was a perfect world, we would be worshiping Denny more instead of Opie. But this is a place for fags, so....

2  RuizAndTheJeez 2019-09-29

So you fit right in

-7  ichise7 2019-09-29

reminder: opie tortured the likes of denny and fez regularly and unironically. the talentless fat titted pedophile was jealous of dennys dj skills, folks. now opies broadcasting to 10 people after being fired from a platform he paid to be on

oh hee hah ho hee hoo. oh my ribs, fellas. also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

5  HollandJimmy 2019-09-29

I do not care for your flair, sir.

-3  ichise7 2019-09-29

listen pal, im a truthsayer. thats all i am, chum, nothing more. im just letting the world know the truth, pal. its been 100% confirmed. if you require irrefutable evidence, please let me know, pal. ive documented the events that led to the murder of carl ruiz.

also, opie is an active pedophile

3  CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-29

The best thing about this bit is the way you’ve kept it fresh.